Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Mar 29, 2009 6:05:55 pm PDT #12868 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Wow. That is genius! But I tend to lose stuff in my freezer and forget it's there.


sarameg - Mar 29, 2009 6:11:11 pm PDT #12869 of 30000

I am singing the oh it's going be fun helping cutiehead saracakes to pack song!

See if you are singing it in a week. I'm a pain.

My dad is so adorkable. I told him I needed a tool list. He told me he already has one. I insisted he send it to me. He refused. I wonder.


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2009 6:11:15 pm PDT #12870 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm a slicer of frozen stuff cooker. It's how I handle the bacon I use for sauce bases--I slice off the frozen package so I get julienned slices, basically, and I can keep it forever. I found I was never eating rashers of bacon anyway, just using it sliced tiny for omelettes and the like.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 29, 2009 6:25:48 pm PDT #12871 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Do you take it out of the can to freeze it? If not, how do you squeeze it out of the can to slice it? Because this sounds awesome!


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2009 6:28:07 pm PDT #12872 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I open one end of the can, freeze it, and then open the other end and slide the cylinder out and keep it that way, slicing some off when I need it. If I had a better can opener I'd wait until it was frozen before opening it, but mine's normal and crap. I want one of those unsealer ones--later when I have money again.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 29, 2009 6:45:59 pm PDT #12873 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Wow, that is ingenious! I will have to try it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 29, 2009 6:46:02 pm PDT #12874 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I only ever use tomato paste for batches of chili, and that takes two whole cans, so no leftovers.


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2009 6:59:43 pm PDT #12875 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can you believe there's a reality show out there called The Cougar?

And I'm not on it?

Beggars belief.


Burrell - Mar 29, 2009 7:12:16 pm PDT #12876 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I love the idea of freezing the tomato paste. I usually just buy a tube since that seems to keep in the fridge long enough for me to use it all.

Hmm. Now I want to make chili. I should try out my new crock pot.

I am so tired. My stretch teacher today decided to have us do all abs and lower back. I needed it, but ouch! It's a 1 1/2 hour class.


Hil R. - Mar 29, 2009 7:14:18 pm PDT #12877 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Is it just me, or does this column (Maureen Dowd on eye color) make no sense at all? [link]