Because it had to be done!
"Shamwow Showdown!"
In a radio interview on Feb. 10, 2009, infomercial superstar Billy Mays claimed that the popular Shamwow has trod on the turf of Zorbeez, a super-absorbent towel he promoted in a separate infomercial about two years prior.
Zorbeez is the most absorbent towel in the world, Mays said in the interview. Vince, host of the Shamwow ad, has now "unleashed and woken up the sleeping giant," Mays said, suggesting the two settle the score via a "pitch-off." Mays predicted the outcome: "Shampow!"
Popular Mechanics took up the challenge and found a clear winner.
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I want a pet iguana I can take for walks. Because they never stop growing, and when they get big they can kill small dogs with their tails.
I always wondered what happened to Sarah Connor's iguana Pugsley. Hope he got out so he didn't starve to death or get put down by the cops.
We own some Shamwows. They work.
We have yet to plant the Topsy Turvy hanging tomato planters so we're behind on our As Seen On TV product testing.
Oh, I love you guys for also loving one of my favoritist movies of all time. When I met MB, I told him and he said it was also his favorite (of his) films.
(Broderick, not Brando!)
The chase through the mall almost killed me, because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe.
The dragon on the treadmill!!
This is fascinating--"Japan has certified a man aged 93 as the only known survivor of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, both hit by atomic bombs towards the end of World War II."
This is fascinating--"Japan has certified a man aged 93 as the only known survivor of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, both hit by atomic bombs towards the end of World War II."
Skipper!
tommyrot "Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam" Mar 24, 2009 10:57:29 am PDT
Oh! I saw the (first) post about that, but didn't realize he was a SURVIVOR! I thought he'd survived the first one, and then DIED in the second one, which would be weird enough. He survived BOTH of them?? That's just FREAKY.
My phone just sounded the alarm to let me know I have a hair appointment today at 4:00. It's 4 Fucking 45, goddammit. Why are you only telling me NOW?
Also, I need one more question for this architecture test. ONE.
I need more Tim Hopper in my life. He's a funny, funny man.
I also need to be less clumsy. I think I just jacked up my hand preventing a fall after I tripped over my own feet. Doh.