I just had hot and sour soup for brunch.

I might need more sustenance. Possibly something with fewer chili seeds.

Cash, I want those blocks. Sorry to hear there were buttwipe-people at your staycation.

{{{Theodosia}}} I wish I had something more useful to say.

Shit, three Oakland police killed and a fourth barely hanging on. Bad day on the streets.

I miss being healthy. I've been sick for two weeks straight, and all I want it is to be healthy enough to clean the bathroom without passing out.

and all I want it is to be healthy enough to clean the bathroom without passing out.

See now if you want to waste all your health on housecleaning then the health fairies are going to be unimpressed and unwilling to help.

I think you need more, "I wish I were healthy enough to get hammered and snort coke off a fireman's well toned ass."

Mid-afternoon, no less.

That's the neighborhood I drive through on my way to the airport. It's about 5 minutes from my house.

Well, the bathroom is getting pretty grody, dude, and my sinuses cringe at the idea of me snorting anything. But the fireman's well toned ass, it can stay.

I told you no passing out!

Kitten update: The kittens have been introduced and the larger kitten (Immanuel Kat) won't let Saul Kripkat into his space without a hiss and a swipe, but by the end of yesterday they were at least sleeping in the same room. Unfortunately Immanuel may not be as smart as his namesake, and mirrored closets in all the rooms are posing a bit of a problem.

Kripkat had to go to the vet with eye goop but he spent his second night with us sleeping between our heads. Which is adorable when he's four pounds.

I told you no passing out!

I haven't attempted to clean the bathroom yet! Actually, I haven't even gotten out of bed yet.

Give the fireman the coke, have him clean, and you stay in bed.

See? I can solve all the world's problems!