I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 22, 2009 9:08:43 am PDT #11759 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and all I want it is to be healthy enough to clean the bathroom without passing out.

See now if you want to waste all your health on housecleaning then the health fairies are going to be unimpressed and unwilling to help.

I think you need more, "I wish I were healthy enough to get hammered and snort coke off a fireman's well toned ass."


Consuela - Mar 22, 2009 9:09:15 am PDT #11760 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Mid-afternoon, no less.

That's the neighborhood I drive through on my way to the airport. It's about 5 minutes from my house.


shrift - Mar 22, 2009 9:10:50 am PDT #11761 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, the bathroom is getting pretty grody, dude, and my sinuses cringe at the idea of me snorting anything. But the fireman's well toned ass, it can stay.


Dana - Mar 22, 2009 9:11:56 am PDT #11762 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I told you no passing out!


bon bon - Mar 22, 2009 9:15:38 am PDT #11763 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Kitten update: The kittens have been introduced and the larger kitten (Immanuel Kat) won't let Saul Kripkat into his space without a hiss and a swipe, but by the end of yesterday they were at least sleeping in the same room. Unfortunately Immanuel may not be as smart as his namesake, and mirrored closets in all the rooms are posing a bit of a problem.

Kripkat had to go to the vet with eye goop but he spent his second night with us sleeping between our heads. Which is adorable when he's four pounds.


shrift - Mar 22, 2009 9:16:05 am PDT #11764 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I told you no passing out!

I haven't attempted to clean the bathroom yet! Actually, I haven't even gotten out of bed yet.


Strix - Mar 22, 2009 9:30:13 am PDT #11765 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Give the fireman the coke, have him clean, and you stay in bed.

See? I can solve all the world's problems!


Trudy Booth - Mar 22, 2009 9:32:28 am PDT #11766 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Buffista Island should send Erin to the UN as our delegate.


Laura - Mar 22, 2009 9:44:40 am PDT #11767 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

ADULTS in the hot tub who were laughing at Owen's idiosyncratic speech patterns.

!!! I hope you let Owen pee in the hot tub.

Yes, Erin has a real talent for solving problems.


Strix - Mar 22, 2009 9:58:23 am PDT #11768 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm the queen. Trudy, I got your message yesterday! I'm not going to be able to go to that show, and it makes me so mad. It sounds awesome.