For those of you who watched Days of Our Lives back in the day, I'm watching some old clips, and Steve just called Marcus "homie." Ouch.
Giles ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Rachel Maddow in Vanity Fair: Revenge of the Nerd
Strange interview....
Anyway, Miss “Cable Queen,” as Vogue calls you, do you suffer from any paraphilia?
Paraphilia?
Listen to this saucy pedant. Paraphilia is having a rare erotic fetish. Perhaps you may indulge in eproctophilia?
Duh?
Darling! Eproctophiliacs are those sexually turned on by farts and farting!
That word actually exists?
It is the current rage of Mayfair high society in jolly, kinky London. G.W. will admit to his Caesarophilia—erotic fascination with royalty. Especially that redhead Prince Harry. G.W. has been fantasizing more than ever of tossing that royal salad. I would floss every strand of that red burr to perfection!
He did just break up with his girlfriend.
Exactly. Prince Harry is single and now ready for his bi-flingual.
He’s getting a little tummy.
At least he’s not losing all his hair like William. By the way, before your Peacock Network makeover, didn’t you have a dyke-stache?
A what?
Facial hair over your lip—a dyke-stache.
I never had any facial hair in my life.
Thank you for that clarification, darling. And thank you for such a wonderful meeting!
Autopsy reports that Natasha Richardson died of an epidural hematoma: [link]
Occurs in 1-3% of head injuries and is fatal 15-20% of the time. Just unlucky.
I just got off the phone with Chrysler's customer service. They're calling the dealership to invesigate my power steering problem. Don't know if they can do anything for me, but at least it's worth a shot. It'd be nice if they paid for part of the repairs but I'm not holding my breath.
There's a great article on Rachel Maddow in the latest issue of Bitch.
Insta-food rec: TJ's Spicy garlic noodle bowl with chicken.
I'm trying it for the first time, and it's yummy, and the veggies actually stayed pretty crisp.
Woot! Chrysler is covering the parts! My repair cost will be $360, instead of $698! All for the price of me being sweet and nice and spending 10 minutes on the phone with their customer service agents.
Yay for good customer service!
Question of the day: Does the robot fashion model freak your shit?
Nah. Not uncanny-valley-enough. (Especially when it walks.)
Nah. Not uncanny-valley-enough. (Especially when it walks.)
Yep. I agree.