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Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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tommyrot - Mar 19, 2009 10:15:24 am PDT #11493 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Rachel Maddow in Vanity Fair: Revenge of the Nerd

Strange interview....

Anyway, Miss “Cable Queen,” as Vogue calls you, do you suffer from any paraphilia?
Paraphilia?

Listen to this saucy pedant. Paraphilia is having a rare erotic fetish. Perhaps you may indulge in eproctophilia?
Duh?

Darling! Eproctophiliacs are those sexually turned on by farts and farting!
That word actually exists?

It is the current rage of Mayfair high society in jolly, kinky London. G.W. will admit to his Caesarophilia—erotic fascination with royalty. Especially that redhead Prince Harry. G.W. has been fantasizing more than ever of tossing that royal salad. I would floss every strand of that red burr to perfection!
He did just break up with his girlfriend.

Exactly. Prince Harry is single and now ready for his bi-flingual.
He’s getting a little tummy.

At least he’s not losing all his hair like William. By the way, before your Peacock Network makeover, didn’t you have a dyke-stache?
A what?

Facial hair over your lip—a dyke-stache.
I never had any facial hair in my life.

Thank you for that clarification, darling. And thank you for such a wonderful meeting!

flea - Mar 19, 2009 10:24:53 am PDT #11494 of 30000

information libertarian

Autopsy reports that Natasha Richardson died of an epidural hematoma: [link]

Occurs in 1-3% of head injuries and is fatal 15-20% of the time. Just unlucky.

Cashmere - Mar 19, 2009 10:26:31 am PDT #11495 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

I just got off the phone with Chrysler's customer service. They're calling the dealership to invesigate my power steering problem. Don't know if they can do anything for me, but at least it's worth a shot. It'd be nice if they paid for part of the repairs but I'm not holding my breath.

There's a great article on Rachel Maddow in the latest issue of Bitch.

Lee - Mar 19, 2009 10:36:01 am PDT #11496 of 30000

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Insta-food rec: TJ's Spicy garlic noodle bowl with chicken.

I'm trying it for the first time, and it's yummy, and the veggies actually stayed pretty crisp.

Cashmere - Mar 19, 2009 10:36:57 am PDT #11497 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Woot! Chrysler is covering the parts! My repair cost will be $360, instead of $698! All for the price of me being sweet and nice and spending 10 minutes on the phone with their customer service agents.

Yay for good customer service!

Cashmere - Mar 19, 2009 10:37:44 am PDT #11498 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Speaking of parts.

DavidS - Mar 19, 2009 10:38:39 am PDT #11499 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Question of the day: Does the robot fashion model freak your shit?

tommyrot - Mar 19, 2009 10:40:09 am PDT #11500 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Nah. Not uncanny-valley-enough. (Especially when it walks.)

Jessica - Mar 19, 2009 10:42:32 am PDT #11501 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nah. Not uncanny-valley-enough. (Especially when it walks.)

Yep. I agree.

Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2009 10:52:28 am PDT #11502 of 30000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

She looks an awful lot like a person acting like a robot. Pretty sweet.

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