I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer!

Anya ,'Storyteller'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Mar 16, 2009 12:04:37 pm PDT #10958 of 30000
brillig

re: Monty Hall.

I've always wondered if there's anyone who said, "Oh boy, a goat! I love braised goat!"


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2009 12:06:02 pm PDT #10959 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

When ita checks in again, she's going to be all, "You mean you could win TWO goats?!? More curry for me!"


megan walker - Mar 16, 2009 12:11:32 pm PDT #10960 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Chopping Broccoli is so freaking brilliant.

It's the look on Sigourney Weaver's face that kills me.


Amy - Mar 16, 2009 12:11:45 pm PDT #10961 of 30000
Because books.

No. It was a fake commercial for this toy you would attach to your cat, turning it into a "battle-cat" that fired "lasers," etc.

I remember that one! I don't think it's as old as '91 or '92,though.


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2009 12:12:33 pm PDT #10962 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is interesting (so far I've just skimmed it):

Naked and Guilty

Young Christians encounter sex, violence, and the eros of evangelicalism in a Texas hell house.

Anyway, I just love this quote:

“true manhood,” promises one Christian manhood guide, gets “polished by the hand of God”


Sophia Brooks - Mar 16, 2009 12:16:26 pm PDT #10963 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

“true manhood,” promises one Christian manhood guide, gets “polished by the hand of God”

Oh my.

That is worse than what happened earlier today, when a worker in a different department sent out a notice about an area "where students conjugate together."


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2009 12:18:49 pm PDT #10964 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, you caught me. I already have a car. But no goat.

What really happened if you picked the goat? I would't be happy, would I?


sarameg - Mar 16, 2009 12:30:51 pm PDT #10965 of 30000

Morlocks and Eloi!

(I've been trying to remember ANYTHING specific about that movie that I could google for weeks now and it finally came to me. Sorry.)


megan walker - Mar 16, 2009 12:35:49 pm PDT #10966 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I just watched "Chopping Broccoli" at the SNL site. It's been so long I had totally forgotten the set-up to why he was singing that song.

Also, they have one of the First Citywide Change bank ads, but not the one I like from the original episode.

We can give you two thousand nickels.


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2009 12:37:37 pm PDT #10967 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, they have one of the First Citywide Change bank ads, but not the one I like from the original episode.

How do we do it? Volume.