Okay, you caught me. I already have a car. But no goat.
What really happened if you picked the goat? I would't be happy, would I?
Does anybody mind if I pass out?
Willow ,'Beneath You'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2009 12:18:49 pm PDT #10964 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sarameg - Mar 16, 2009 12:30:51 pm PDT #10965 of 30000
Morlocks and Eloi!
(I've been trying to remember ANYTHING specific about that movie that I could google for weeks now and it finally came to me. Sorry.)
megan walker - Mar 16, 2009 12:35:49 pm PDT #10966 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I just watched "Chopping Broccoli" at the SNL site. It's been so long I had totally forgotten the set-up to why he was singing that song.
Also, they have one of the First Citywide Change bank ads, but not the one I like from the original episode.
We can give you two thousand nickels.
tommyrot - Mar 16, 2009 12:37:37 pm PDT #10967 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, they have one of the First Citywide Change bank ads, but not the one I like from the original episode.
How do we do it? Volume.
Ginger - Mar 16, 2009 12:51:48 pm PDT #10968 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Dear Online Printing Company:
Why do 250 "nightclub flyers" on 2" x 3.5" 13-pound recycled stock with 4-color front, 1-color back cost $30 and something with the same specs but called a business card cost $37? Inquiring minds want to know.
aurelia - Mar 16, 2009 12:57:16 pm PDT #10969 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Respectability costs $7 extra.
tommyrot - Mar 16, 2009 1:00:52 pm PDT #10970 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, a diagnosis of what's wrong with churches today:
"The problem with our churches today is that the lead pastor is some sissy boy who wears cardigan sweaters, has the Carpenters dialed in on his ipod, gets his hair cut at a salon instead of a barber shop and hasn't been to an Ultimate Fighting match, works out on an Elliptical Machine instead of going to isolated regions like Rocky IV in order to harvest lumber with his teeth and generally swished around like Jack from Threes Company whenever Mr. Roper was around." Seattle mega church pastor Mark Driscoll.
amych - Mar 16, 2009 1:13:18 pm PDT #10971 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
an area "where students conjugate together."
Oh, I have a couple of those! Language labs!
Sheryl - Mar 16, 2009 1:14:44 pm PDT #10972 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Why do I keep waking up at random times during the night? No wonder I'm so sleepy.
megan walker - Mar 16, 2009 1:19:06 pm PDT #10973 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Why do 250 "nightclub flyers" on 2" x 3.5" 13-pound recycled stock with 4-color front, 1-color back cost $30 and something with the same specs but called a business card cost $37? Inquiring minds want to know.
It's the same people who price "wedding" flowers? Or clean men's suits?