Thinking about you this morning, Lisa.

I know you should never move again, but if you do and involve barcodes, you will be raised yet again in OCD-Buffista esteem.

Right! In fact I plan never ever ever to move, but if I do, I will bear this in mind.

However, I will not do RFID because RFID is evol. Or possibly very very cool. One and/or the other.

I don't know what RFID is.

oh and Megan Fox was engaged to Brian Austin Greene and then that was called off - that also landed her in the press for a while. How do I know all this?

I just know her as the woman who was photographed feeling Greene up beneath a table in an outdoor cafe.

I heard about the engagement being called off, I now recall.

I don't know what RFID is.

Basically a little integrated circuit that carries a bit of information and can be read from a short distance way by transmitting a radio frequency. Typically used for inventory management. It is also used to identify lost pets if the owner has one embedded under the skin. When it's embedded in humans it will be the mark of the Beast and the end times will be upon us.

I know who Megan Green is from the BAG thing and interviews from Transformers.

I thought it was a robot dog UNTIL Kathy said something. Although I thought it might be an action figure.

Well thanks to you people my Megan Fox ignorance has been irrevocably shattered. Now I will need to find another celebrity to be completely ignorant of.

When it's embedded in humans it will be the mark of the Beast and the end times will be upon us.

There's some nightclub that accepts payment made by an RFID chip embedded in customers. So you can go out wearing only a thong and not have to worry about where to carry your wallet.

So at least the end-times will be sexy....

Now I will need to find another celebrity to be completely ignorant of.

If only I could do that with Britney. Or Paris. Or Octomom.

There's some nightclub that accepts payment made by an RFID chip embedded in customers.

Cool! So no need for a boyfriend, then.