Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2009 6:11:04 am PDT #10876 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When it's embedded in humans it will be the mark of the Beast and the end times will be upon us.

There's some nightclub that accepts payment made by an RFID chip embedded in customers. So you can go out wearing only a thong and not have to worry about where to carry your wallet.

So at least the end-times will be sexy....


Amy - Mar 16, 2009 6:11:23 am PDT #10877 of 30000
Because books.

Now I will need to find another celebrity to be completely ignorant of.

If only I could do that with Britney. Or Paris. Or Octomom.


Emily - Mar 16, 2009 6:12:24 am PDT #10878 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

There's some nightclub that accepts payment made by an RFID chip embedded in customers.

Cool! So no need for a boyfriend, then.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 16, 2009 6:18:04 am PDT #10879 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Octomom makes me picture a superhero with a baby in each of her eight tentacles.


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2009 6:19:19 am PDT #10880 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Octomom makes me picture a superhero with a baby in each of her eight tentacles.

Her superpower is she throws babies at you. Which you then have to catch, because what kind of asshole won't catch a baby thrown at them?


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2009 6:20:21 am PDT #10881 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and she can also fire poisoned darts, which will instantly make you pregnant with eight babies....


Gudanov - Mar 16, 2009 6:22:35 am PDT #10882 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

because what kind of asshole won't catch a baby thrown at them?

That bodyguard in Prizzi's Honor.


Kathy A - Mar 16, 2009 6:23:22 am PDT #10883 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Aren't RFIDs the chips in new passports, too?


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2009 6:26:06 am PDT #10884 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Aren't RFIDs the chips in new passports, too?

Yes.

Some people are concerned at how easy it is for someone to read your passport's RFID data.


Kathy A - Mar 16, 2009 6:27:08 am PDT #10885 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I read somewhere about a guy who drove around a neighborhood in New York with a receiver unit in his car and picked up a lot of RFIDs, including ones from passports. That's scary!