Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Mar 12, 2009 8:24:05 am PDT #10395 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

So, what's everyone having for lunch today?

I didn't have breakfast and had a mac appt this morning, so on my way to working after getting him to school I got a coffee roll, a biscuit, and a large iced latte - that was about 11, so I will probably crash 2:30 - 3 and need something, but I am hoping I can make it until I get home at 6.


megan walker - Mar 12, 2009 8:25:27 am PDT #10396 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

he charges $10/hour to come over to your house, work up a menu for the week with you, and then after you get the groceries, he'll return and cook up the food for the entire week. He said he can usually get it done within six hours. Not a bad price for people like me who don't cook that much at home, but I probably won't do it (too much money going to the diet doctor for now).

That's a really good price. I assume that's a friend price because I don't see how he could make it be worth it otherwise.


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2009 8:29:54 am PDT #10397 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pet store expects fish shipment, but gets corpse

PHILADELPHIA – Employees of a Philadelphia pet store expecting to get a shipment of tropical fish and salt water by air cargo ended up getting a human body instead. Mark Arabia owns the Pets Plus store in Northeast Philadelphia where the mix-up was discovered Tuesday.

He said he eventually learned that the body he got was that of a 65-year-old San Diego-area man who died of early onset Alzheimer's Disease. The body was supposed to go to a laboratory in Allentown so samples could be taken for medical research.

US Airways released a statement saying the problem was caused by a "verbal miscommunication between a delivery driver and the cargo representative." The airline said it's deeply sorry.

Arabia said he believes the fish died as a result.


Scrappy - Mar 12, 2009 8:31:03 am PDT #10398 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Frozen Burrito. However, in food news I am happy to report that the Rosemary Balsamic Vinegar Turkey meatloaf I made along with parsley new potatoes and salad (and amaretto strawberries for dessert) last night was fabulous. No big deal to you experienced cooks, but quite an accomplishent for me! I never cook, but DH has been very busy on a project and I have taken over chef chores this week. Tonight, leftover meatloaf plus roasted sweet potatoes and green beans.


amych - Mar 12, 2009 8:34:30 am PDT #10399 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Sounds yum, Scrappy! And it's always an accomplishment to make something good for someone you love.


Jessica - Mar 12, 2009 8:34:41 am PDT #10400 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

US Airways released a statement saying the problem was caused by a "verbal miscommunication between a delivery driver and the cargo representative."

Please tell me that this conversation was recorded and put on YouTube.


Liese S. - Mar 12, 2009 8:36:20 am PDT #10401 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I was getting ready to post a nom, lunch post, but then there was this body...

Also I feel bad for the fish.


Steph L. - Mar 12, 2009 8:38:15 am PDT #10402 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'll probably be getting Chipotle

In this past Sunday's newspaper, Chipotle had paper bags (lunchbag size) that, if you take them to Chipotle before March 21, entitle you to a free burrito.

Incompetent!boss got several bags in his newspaper, so he brought the extras in. I have a bag just waiting for me to be craving Chipotle.


Jessica - Mar 12, 2009 8:38:43 am PDT #10403 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, fax me one!


lisah - Mar 12, 2009 8:43:45 am PDT #10404 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

However, I usually end up eating takeout instead due to sheer laziness.

ah, I was wondering, because, as I'm sure you know, it's so much easier to control your diet if you're making food yourself. It's hard for me to understand because, although I'm by no means a great cook, I enjoy cooking and am endlessly fascinated by food. Not that I'm often not lazy too! Like last night with the TJ's frozen mac & cheese (although I do throw veggies in so I'm not just having a cheese fest). If we lived in the same town maybe we could work out a sort of a barter thing where you could do something I don't like to do and I could cook for you!

However, in food news I am happy to report that the Rosemary Balsamic Vinegar Turkey meatloaf I made along with parsley new potatoes and salad (and amaretto strawberries for dessert) last night was fabulous.

Hello, yummy! Recipe??? I've been craving meatloaf lately.