So this Republican politician was apparently caught with two prostitutes by his wife, who became enraged and attacked him, prompting him to call the police.

He denies he was with prostitutes.

Skoien denies police account

Palatine Township Republican Committeeman Gary Skoien denies he was with two prostitutes when police say his wife attacked him early Sunday morning.

Skoien, the former Cook County GOP chairman, said he was visiting with two female friends at his Inverness home on the 500 block of Fairway Lane when his wife, Eni, became enraged and hit him.

"No money was exchanged. Nobody was naked," Skoien, 55, said. "I'm a politician. You think I'd call police if I weren't afraid for my life?"

Eni Skoien, 36, was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery in the incident and given a March 19 court date in Rolling Meadows. Gary Skoien said he filed a 21-day restraining order against his wife on Tuesday.

He has not charged with any crime in the incident.

His account directly contradicts a report by Barrington-Inverness police.

According to the police report, Gary Skoien "told (police) that he did in fact have prostitutes with him in the playroom when his wife caught him."

Gary Skoien called the report "absolutely wrong" and said he was headed to the Barrington-Inverness police station Wednesday night to speak with the responding officer and fix the discrepancies.

According to police accounts, Eni Skoien, a homemaker, discovered her husband and the two women when she came home around 1:15 a.m. Sunday. She told police she became enraged and hit her husband with a closed fist and several times with a toy guitar.

Skoien said his wife had to be driven home from a fundraiser that night. He called his friends over after she arrived.

"She heard talking and went crazy," Skoien said. "Toy guitar understates it. I thought I was going to die."

Gary Skoien said his 110-pound wife had a history of violence, and that they've been estranged and living in separate parts of their large home. He said he went to the police station March 3 following a similar incident but didn't press charges because "I hoped the situation would correct itself."

Gingrich: Pay Pregnant Teens To Stay Healthy

The Republican also told state senators Wednesday he supports paying poor children to read, and the state should consider paying girls to not get pregnant.

Ooh. A new way to make money!

Something the Fug girls don't have: pictures of the worst-dressed aliens. [link]

My fave is #6, "The High Collar Look." I also love #5: "The Choir-Boy Look," with ST:TOS aliens the Talosians as an example.

So, what's everyone having for lunch today? Me, I've got a big salad and two oranges for dessert (second day in a row). Cafeteria had nothing else that appealed--it was Chinese food today, and their eggrolls and sweet and sour chicken both really suck. They do Indian food much better. The line for the sandwiches was huge compared to the Chinese food line.

I did chat with the chef/register guy who's been really supportive of my dieting over the years. He said he would give me his card when he gets his private cooking business back up--he charges $10/hour to come over to your house, work up a menu for the week with you, and then after you get the groceries, he'll return and cook up the food for the entire week. He said he can usually get it done within six hours. Not a bad price for people like me who don't cook that much at home, but I probably won't do it (too much money going to the diet doctor for now).

I've got leftovers from last night. (A risottoesque rice and chicken dish.)

So, what's everyone having for lunch today?

I'm having one of those "I'm hungry but I can't think of anything within walking distance that I want to eat" kind of days....

Maybe baked salmon? That would be yummy, but around $20.

I just had some Near East couscous with grilled chicken in it.

I brought in a new to me Trader Joe's meal--chicken tikka masala (sp?)

I made some frozen TJ's mac & cheese last night and put some pecans, sundried tomatoes, and lots of edamame in it and that's what I had for lunch. Yum!

Kathy, do you not cook because you don't like to or you don't feel like you have time? or something else?

Roast beef sandwich.