Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2008: "...and the horse you rode in on."  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2008? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


erikaj - Aug 19, 2009 4:21:42 pm PDT #367 of 381
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

Thanks, Baltimore Sekrit Santa!(Was it LisaH?) Part one, a very cool shirt like one on "The Wire" got here today.


DebetEsse - Sep 20, 2009 8:25:03 am PDT #368 of 381
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Not last year, but the year before, as part of my SS package, I got sourdough starter powder. I finally felt able to keep it fed and whatnot (it's like a pet!), so I started it last night. I need not have worried that it was dead, as it was bubbling like crazy this morning, so I decided to go ahead and make a loaf before I put the starter in the fridge. It is currently rising, but looks good. I'll report back on the loaf when it finishes.


Pix - Sep 20, 2009 8:35:14 am PDT #369 of 381
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Vortex, your slackerist of slacker Santas reports that s/he has your gift and just needs to mail it. This person is very sorry for the delay.


Vortex - Sep 20, 2009 11:11:30 am PDT #370 of 381
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

No problem. I'm looking forward to it!


Java cat - Sep 21, 2009 3:41:15 pm PDT #371 of 381
Not javachik

I kind of hope it doesn't get mailed until Halloween. It has to be some sort of record!


aurelia - Sep 21, 2009 8:07:43 pm PDT #372 of 381
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I think I've been forgotten.


NoiseDesign - Sep 21, 2009 8:21:28 pm PDT #373 of 381
Our wings are not tired

I haven't gotten mine either.


beekaytee - Sep 21, 2009 10:32:37 pm PDT #374 of 381
Compassionately intolerant

Wow. My 'sent across the Pond, returned sloooowly and then held for a stateside visit' delay of last year has been eclipsed.

Best of luck to both senders and receivers.


NoiseDesign - Sep 21, 2009 11:12:08 pm PDT #375 of 381
Our wings are not tired

Mine is in balance. I'm also one of the offenders who hasn't sent mine yet. The parts for it are all purchased and ready to be boxed up and I keep not getting that last part done.


Fay - Sep 22, 2009 8:21:01 am PDT #376 of 381
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

::shrugs::

I was kind of sad back in January, but now I've just accepted that it's my karmic debt for being shite and unreliable in so many other circumstances. Because I really do have it coming.

Going to be time to start thinking about the 2009 Secret Santa Exchange soon, eh? I'll likely still sign up, 'cause it's fun making up presents, and I did manage to mail it (despite my frequent crapitude with the mailing thing) but it will be in a more zen state of mind, I think. If I get something back, that's nice, but it's not the reason for doing it. Better to give than receive, and all that jazz.