When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2008: "...and the horse you rode in on."  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2008? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


Jessica - Jan 09, 2009 3:49:50 am PST #246 of 381
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

baby-taxis

I love this!


lisah - Jan 09, 2009 5:50:16 am PST #247 of 381
Punishingly Intricate

Anyone familiar with Jade from America's Next Top Model will remember her calling a Tuk Tuk a "toot toot...tut tut...hooptie."

ahahahahaha oh Jade. Possibly my all time favorite ANTM nutjob.


Jon B. - Jan 09, 2009 6:54:44 am PST #248 of 381
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

They have handlebars instead of a steering wheel! Crazy!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 09, 2009 7:11:03 am PST #249 of 381
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's like Office Space meets Day of the Dead.

Yeah, um, I'm...going to have to go ahead...mmm...and have you come in on Saturday...so I can eat your brainnnnnnns!


Toddson - Jan 09, 2009 9:11:27 am PST #250 of 381
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

lisah, remember Jael - nutty but without the mean. Seriously, anyone who shows up in a tutu is my kind of contestent. (and, looking at her name, if she'd been a boy would her parents have named her Kalel?)


Tom Scola - Jan 09, 2009 9:13:49 am PST #251 of 381
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

if she'd been a boy would her parents have named her Kalel?

He wouldn't be a special snowflake then: [link]


lisah - Jan 09, 2009 9:18:11 am PST #252 of 381
Punishingly Intricate

Seriously, anyone who shows up in a tutu is my kind of contestent.

Loved her! So. High. all the time!


Sean K - Jan 09, 2009 9:52:48 am PST #253 of 381
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Jael is a biblical name, Toddson. Some woman who squshed a general's head with a rock or something. I only know this because it's my niece's name.


Hil R. - Jan 09, 2009 11:53:55 am PST #254 of 381
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Drove a stake through his head, actually. [link]


Toddson - Jan 09, 2009 12:26:06 pm PST #255 of 381
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yes, I was aware of that ... she also appears in a Dorothy Parker poem ("I'm Judith and Jael and Madame de Stael"), which is where I picked up the pronunciation (which may be wrong). But the ANTM contestant pronounced it jay-el ... which led me to Kal-el. What can I say? it's late on a Friday and it's been a hell of a week.