Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

'Jaynestown'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2008: "...and the horse you rode in on."  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2008? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


megan walker - Dec 25, 2008 6:43:24 am PST #101 of 381
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

After being sorely tempted all week, I finally opened my Secret Santa presents, which included a lovely ring/earring set and a Moleskine city notebook for Paris, both of which I’ve wanted forever but couldn’t really justify buying. And I still can’t figure out if you had secret information that revealed I collect Anne Taintor magnets (“bitter woman” magnets I call them) or if I’m just that obvious, but I love my calendar—as much as Barb loves her cabana boys.

Of course, you also unknowingly participated in one of the funniest Amazon wish list fiascos, in that I ended up receiving 3 Wine Snob dictionaries. Usually, only my brother-in-law uses my list, but this year my sister did too. Great minds think alike I guess. One of them will make a lovely partner for my Film Snob’s dictionary and the rest will make a great excuse to visit my local bookstore and get more books. So it’s a win-win!

What fun! I’m so glad I finally decided to do Secret Santa, especially since I’m on my own this year. It’s great to be able to fill out the presents underneath the tree and such a nice surprise to get the package and try to guess who sent it. I'm assuming it's Gud, since the package came from Kansas, but regardless, thank you so much for your generosity!


quester - Dec 25, 2008 8:13:47 am PST #102 of 381
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I'm sorry I couldn't participate in Secret Santa this year. It is a wonderful institution. But, my life is too up-in-the-air right now, and I don't know where I'll be when.

Buffista gifts are always the best!


Theresa - Dec 25, 2008 10:13:27 am PST #103 of 381
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

I'm so glad you liked the Anne Taintor calendar! I had just ordered Retro Mama for me and thought I would take a chance. I had my son address the package so handwriting would be completely thrown off. I've been so excited for you to open your package ever since you said it arrived. I'm so glad you are pleased!


NoiseDesign - Dec 25, 2008 10:22:00 am PST #104 of 381
Our wings are not tired

I'm planning to start shopping for my Slacker Santa gift tomorrow.


javachik - Dec 25, 2008 11:30:03 am PST #105 of 381
Our wings are not tired.

Next year I totally need to do Secret Santa.

Wait. That doesn't sound right.


NoiseDesign - Dec 25, 2008 11:34:30 am PST #106 of 381
Our wings are not tired

I'm sure Santa thinks it sounds awesome!


Theodosia - Dec 25, 2008 12:39:21 pm PST #107 of 381
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Dear Secret Santee;

You know I signed up for the Slacker List.

This is why you will be waiting to get your prezzies.

Love, Theo


Anne W. - Dec 25, 2008 1:52:05 pm PST #108 of 381
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Many thanks to my wonderful (and still secret) Santa!

I received a little Japanese-style thermal lunch set that I've been coveting for a long time now. It comes with a little drawstring bag in orange and green, and has three separate containers for goodies. It also comes with a pair of chopsticks in their own wee case. I will get a lot of use out of this in the coming year.

In short, thank you, Secret Santa, thank you!

There was an Amazon receipt, but as the actual gift card was kept quiet, I did not (yet) peek.


erikaj - Dec 25, 2008 2:13:07 pm PST #109 of 381
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

It was me(Or I. Whichever!) I'm so glad it got there okay!


brenda m - Dec 25, 2008 3:56:33 pm PST #110 of 381
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I actually had my (slacker) secret santa all bought and boxed before the holiday, but I missed the mail pickup at the office so it won't go out until I get back after New Year's.