Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


smonster - May 28, 2010 3:03:39 pm PDT #3051 of 6436
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In HS ours was "These Are Days" by 10,000 Maniacs.


Sophia Brooks - May 28, 2010 3:18:59 pm PDT #3052 of 6436
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I don't know what my senior year was, because I didn't go. My sopomore year was "Hold on to the Night", and my friend's senir year, they had a Phantom of the Opera Prom.


Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2010 3:33:44 pm PDT #3053 of 6436
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

he performed three of his hits: "Welcome to My Nightmare," "You and Me," and "School's Out."

Right, and I think Harry the mad bomber blew things up at the end.

There's a muppet I wonder if you'd see these days.


tommyrot - May 28, 2010 3:35:15 pm PDT #3054 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's a muppet I wonder if you'd see these days.

Oh for the days when we thought insane caricatures of anarchists blowing things up was funny.


DavidS - May 28, 2010 3:36:51 pm PDT #3055 of 6436
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh for the days when we thought insane caricatures of anarchists blowing things up was funny.

The Evil Midnight Bomber: So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!

Also...

The Evil Midnight Bomber: I'm cookin' with gas. I've gotta handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad. Yeah. That's your spinal cord. Baby. Dig it. Who's the man? I'm the man. I'm a bad man. How bad? Real bad. I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness.

The Evil Midnight Bomber: You'll never prove a thing copper, I'm just a part time electrician. I... I... I... Bad is good, baby. Down with government!


Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2010 3:45:45 pm PDT #3056 of 6436
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Well, Evil Midnight Bomber was a villain. Harry was just considered a minor annoyance, if that.

I mean, I love Harry. He was hysterical - one of those surreal things that make the Muppets the Muppets. Hell, I think he was in opening scene of the Muppet Movie, bless him.

But these days...damn, that would get loudly protested by someone.


Tom Scola - May 29, 2010 7:48:15 pm PDT #3057 of 6436
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

So my friend didn't like either of my band name suggestions:

  • Masshole and the Citiots

  • The American Stones

Pffft. Either one of those? Golden.


tommyrot - May 29, 2010 9:36:20 pm PDT #3058 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How about

  • The Stones UK

There was an indie band in the '90s called Cher UK. Loved that name.


Jon B. - May 30, 2010 2:43:38 am PDT #3059 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

There was a NZ band called simply, the Stones. They were good, too!


billytea - May 30, 2010 4:08:27 am PDT #3060 of 6436
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There was a NZ band called simply, the Stones. They were good, too!

The UK government tried to put an injunction on the album Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols (on grounds of indecency). Said Sex Pistols were represented by human rights lawyer Geoffrey Robertson. He argued in court that 'bollocks' was in fact a word of long and illustrious standing in the English language. Indeed, it used to be the standard term for testicles within English-language bibles, until the King James Version, when it was replaced with the word 'stones'.

As Geoffrey Robertson recounts, "At this point, Mr Rotten leaned over to me and whispered, 'If we lose this case, don't worry about it. We'll just rename the album Never Mind The Stones, Here's The Sex Pistols."