Why is Jesus a Brussels sprout???
That was cool. Yet brain-breaking.
Aren't they something. They're like butterflies, or little pieces of wrapping paper blowing around.
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
P.M. Marc - Dec 18, 2009 6:58:05 pm PST #2182 of 6436
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
DavidS - Dec 18, 2009 7:05:06 pm PST #2183 of 6436
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The cauliflower sheep were a good touch.
Jon B. - Dec 19, 2009 8:04:47 am PST #2184 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
That was cool. Yet brain-breaking.
That's kind of Robyn Hitchcock's modus operandi.
Jon B. - Dec 21, 2009 5:39:15 am PST #2185 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
quester - Dec 21, 2009 4:13:48 pm PST #2186 of 6436
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I'm trying to assemble a list of Infedelity songs. This is for a joke gift for my sister. Here's my list so far: Me & Mrs. Jones; Lying Eyes-Eagles; If Loving You is Wrong, I don't want to be right; Ruby, Don't Take your Love to Town-Kenny Rogers; Torn Between 2 Lovers; Woman, have you got cheating on your mind-Gary Puckett; 3rd Rate Romance, Low Rent Rendevous; I've got our picture, she's got you; Do you love him like I love him-Reba McEntyre; Delilah-Tom Jones; Piña Colada Song; Runaround Sue-Dion; and some song with the line "Are you sleeping with her, too" whose name I don't know. and an REO Speedwagon song that I can't remember that starts with "Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend, you've been messing around.
Can anyone think of any more? I feel like I'm missing some obvious ones.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 4:16:14 pm PST #2187 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Have you heard Kristin Hersh's "Three Nights Drunk"? It's an old Appalachian folk song and it's pretty funny.
Laga - Dec 21, 2009 4:24:43 pm PST #2188 of 6436
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
What I Like About You is your Girlfriend- Special AKA
Jolene
Your Cheating Heart
Thursday- Morphine
quester - Dec 21, 2009 4:28:56 pm PST #2189 of 6436
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Thanks, Laga!
megan walker - Dec 21, 2009 5:03:38 pm PST #2190 of 6436
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
“9 Crimes” by Damien Rice
“Motel Matches” by Elvis Costello
“Tempted” by Squeeze
“Don’t Call Me Baby” or “Trust Me” by Voice of the Beehive
“Take That Look Off Your Face” from
Tell Me on a Sunday
and, of course, “Joe Lies” from Say Anything
DavidS - Dec 21, 2009 5:08:32 pm PST #2191 of 6436
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dan Penn, Chips Moman and Spooner Oldham got together in the mid sixties and decided to write the ultimate cheating song, and they came pretty close with "Dark End of the Street."
James Carr did the definitive version, I think.
Also "Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Town" would work. Lots of country songs. "Your Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad" etc. "7 Year Itch" by Roseanne Cash.