Twin Peaks - Twelve Days of Christmas [link]
"A body. Dead. Wrapped in plastic."
I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
smonster - Dec 18, 2009 7:36:50 am PST #2178 of 6436
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Jon B. - Dec 18, 2009 10:24:57 am PST #2179 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
They really should have done that song with an Angelo Badalamenti-esque arrangement.
smonster - Dec 18, 2009 10:48:04 am PST #2180 of 6436
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
ITA, Jon.
Jon B. - Dec 18, 2009 5:24:34 pm PST #2181 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Robyn Hitchcock recreates the Nativity... with vegetables! [link]
P.M. Marc - Dec 18, 2009 6:58:05 pm PST #2182 of 6436
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Why is Jesus a Brussels sprout???
That was cool. Yet brain-breaking.
DavidS - Dec 18, 2009 7:05:06 pm PST #2183 of 6436
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The cauliflower sheep were a good touch.
Jon B. - Dec 19, 2009 8:04:47 am PST #2184 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
That was cool. Yet brain-breaking.
That's kind of Robyn Hitchcock's modus operandi.
Jon B. - Dec 21, 2009 5:39:15 am PST #2185 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
quester - Dec 21, 2009 4:13:48 pm PST #2186 of 6436
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I'm trying to assemble a list of Infedelity songs. This is for a joke gift for my sister. Here's my list so far: Me & Mrs. Jones; Lying Eyes-Eagles; If Loving You is Wrong, I don't want to be right; Ruby, Don't Take your Love to Town-Kenny Rogers; Torn Between 2 Lovers; Woman, have you got cheating on your mind-Gary Puckett; 3rd Rate Romance, Low Rent Rendevous; I've got our picture, she's got you; Do you love him like I love him-Reba McEntyre; Delilah-Tom Jones; Piña Colada Song; Runaround Sue-Dion; and some song with the line "Are you sleeping with her, too" whose name I don't know. and an REO Speedwagon song that I can't remember that starts with "Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend, you've been messing around.
Can anyone think of any more? I feel like I'm missing some obvious ones.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 4:16:14 pm PST #2187 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Have you heard Kristin Hersh's "Three Nights Drunk"? It's an old Appalachian folk song and it's pretty funny.