I heart AFP. That is all.
Some people juggle geese!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
smonster - Dec 15, 2009 3:59:55 am PST #2124 of 6436
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Jon B. - Dec 15, 2009 5:16:48 am PST #2125 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Willie Ålexander
When did he get the ring above the A? Is that like a Boston Knighthood?
DavidS - Dec 15, 2009 5:27:56 am PST #2126 of 6436
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
When did he get the ring above the A? Is that like a Boston Knighthood?
It's a halo. He's the Sainted Willie Alexander now.
tommyrot - Dec 15, 2009 5:31:09 am PST #2127 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No, it's where you attack the little hook to turn his name into a Christmas tree ornament.
Jon B. - Dec 15, 2009 6:19:42 am PST #2128 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Spooky holiday tunes: [link]
DavidS - Dec 15, 2009 9:57:54 am PST #2129 of 6436
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Trudy Booth - Dec 15, 2009 11:48:16 am PST #2130 of 6436
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Huh. I missed reading about that when it happened. Still, it's the New Year's Eve part that gets me as much as the Pops thing.
Last year I saw her on New Year's Eve at Bowrey Ballroom. Well, it was early New Year's Day as it started at 2:00 am.
I rang in the New Year its self by nearly knocking over a just-tattooed Andy Hurley and getting a (granted, chaste) kiss from one of the Fuck City boys. This immediately rendered me a Scene Kid though I am neither scene nor a kid.
tommyrot - Dec 16, 2009 7:13:11 am PST #2131 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Top 10 emotionally disturbed Christmas songs
4. "Please Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas," John Denver
The title of this one pretty much says it all. Not a lot of gray area there. Other contenders for this slot in the top ten: "Deck the Wife," "Hark the Fuckin' Kids Are Cryin'" and "Let's Do Meth! Let's Do Meth! Let's Do Meth!"
Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2009 7:29:49 am PST #2132 of 6436
Ann, that's a ferret.
I have to disagree with this entry from the list tommyrot linked:
7. "I'll Be Home for Christmas," Bing Crosby, etc.
It came out during World War II, when "I'll be home for Christmas/If only in my dreams" had a lot of meaning for a lot of people. Soldiers, people who'd left their homes to work in war plants, and their loved ones -- covers a lot of people.
DavidS - Dec 16, 2009 7:36:51 am PST #2133 of 6436
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Lame list. There's a long tradition of really messed up xmas songs with titles like "Christmas Eve in Jail" etc.
They didn't even include "Somebody Stole My Santa Suit."