And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2008 6:59:10 am PST #169 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How about Nick Cave?

He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherfucker called Santa Lee"
Mr. Santa Lee

...

"I'll stay here till Snow Miser comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll fuck Snow Miser in his motherfucking ass"
Said Santa Lee
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
But I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"
Said Santa Lee

I feel I should apologize for that....


Hayden - Dec 16, 2008 7:07:30 am PST #170 of 6436
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Hey, I'm listening to Metal Machine Christmas Music now!


Shir - Dec 16, 2008 7:09:19 am PST #171 of 6436
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Christmas madness makes me thank for living in a Jewish country.

But y'all still pretty funny.

Are ALL of the major radio stations in U.S. talking about/playing Christmas stuff these days?


Hayden - Dec 16, 2008 7:13:16 am PST #172 of 6436
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I don't think so, Shir. I'm pretty sure most corporate radio stations here in the States stick with the tried-and-true formulaic rock and country all year 'round.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2008 7:17:28 am PST #173 of 6436
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I love how Nick Cave is wearing a pink Take That (British boyband) t-shirt in the video for Staggerlee.

Syd Straw wittily repurposed Blondie's song into an xmas song: "I'm Always Touched by Your Presents, Dear."


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2008 7:20:18 am PST #174 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some rock stations will play the occasional rockin' Christmans song, like Bruce Springsteen's "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" or Lennon and Ono's "Merry Christmas (War is Over)".

Or at least they used to. I rarely listen to the radio these days.


megan walker - Dec 16, 2008 7:21:35 am PST #175 of 6436
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Syd Straw wittily repurposed Blondie's song into an xmas song: "I'm Always Touched by Your Presents, Dear."

OMG Want.


Laga - Dec 16, 2008 7:23:17 am PST #176 of 6436
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm pretty sure most corporate radio stations here in the States stick with the tried-and-true formulaic rock and country all year 'round.

I'm inclined to disagree except that I pretty much only listen to NPR and my ipod anymore. I recall hearing frequent christmas songs on commercial radio way back when... have they stopped programming for Christmas? It used to be that several pop artists would put out new holiday songs each year.

Radio or no you get Christmassed at everywhere you go. Step into any store and it's the soundtrack. Here at work we're currently playing about 30% Christmas or winter themed songs. The town of Beverly Hills has a whole strip wired to play carols. The directory channel on my cable has even color coded every show that is holiday related (blue with snow in the corners) this includes the home shopping network.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 16, 2008 7:24:07 am PST #177 of 6436
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's beginning to sound a lot like Christmas...


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2008 7:25:21 am PST #178 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Rumor has it, the goose is getting fat.