My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO,
And no insurance to match.
So if I happen to run you down,
Please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady,
Some night at the county fair.
And I didn't get arrested,
Because my Dad's the Mayor!
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO,
And no insurance to match.
So if I happen to run you down,
Please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady,
Some night at the county fair.
And I didn't get arrested,
Because my Dad's the Mayor!
Or, for songs that may be about sexual practices that were illegal in many places at the time -- "Yummy Yummy Yummy," "Rock Me Gently."
Wait! How is "Rock Me Gently" about illegal sexual practices?! I ... remember that song from childhood.
It was also a favorite of mine when it came out. But I was later told that it's rumored to be about receiving oral sex for the first time. Based largely on the lines "On your face, I see a trace of love" and, from the chorus, "I have never been loved like this before."
And in 1974 or thereabouts, when the song came out, oral sex was illegal in quite a few states.
Of course, there's plenty of room for other interpretations, which is why I said "may" be about, etc. The songwriters can tell us what they really meant.
Jeez, if you wanna throw statutory rape into the mix, you're opening the door to about 50% of all rock music from all the way back to "Work With Me, Annie" through "I Saw Her Standing There" and on to "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman."
And "Young Girl".
Now I have "girl, You'll be a woman soon" stuck in my head.
Sophia, I was about to post that!
Also "Little Sister." Ick.
I've moved on to "Hit Me Baby One More Time."
Somehow the thought of "hit me baby one more time" gets me singing that "Do that to me one more time, once is never enough, with a man like you-oo-oo. Woah."
Not to mention "Go Away Little Girl." And "Sweet and Innocent."
Though whoever decided Donny Osmond should record both of those is guilty mainly of bad taste. Which at least technically isn't criminal.