I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?  

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§ ita § - May 21, 2010 9:03:30 am PDT #9643 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, using lcat's totally wrongmaking method... ::sniff:: ...here we go:

Season 1, Round 3, Bracket #1/1:

Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

vs

Sam: Dude! I can't use this badge!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: It says 'bikini inspector' on it!

Dean: You hurt my brother and I swear to God I will kill you, you hear me? I will kill you all!

vs

Dean: No chick flick moments.
Sam: Alright...jerk.
Dean: Bitch.

Dean: I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. You know, saving people, hunting things—the family business.

vs

Sam: I wish I could have that kind of innocence. Dean: If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too.

Dean: (to his Dad's voicemail) Dad, I know I've left messages before. I don't even know if you get 'em. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I don't know if it's the thing that killed Mom or not... but... (tears up) I don't know what to do. So whatever you're doing, if you could get here... please. I need your help, Dad.

vs

Dean: What made you change your mind?
Sam: I didn't. I still want to find dad... and you're still a pain in the ass. But Jess and mom - they're both gone. Dad is God knows where. You and me, we're all that's left. So, uh, if we're gonna see this through, we're gonna do it together.
Dean: Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.


§ ita § - May 21, 2010 9:04:59 am PDT #9644 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And my votes for round #3:

  • House rules: because
  • Jerk/Bitch: They're both about love, but this one is mutual expression
  • Family business: I'm really sorry to see the other one go, but family business is family business
  • I need your help, Dad: Dean reaching out...


Polter-Cow - May 21, 2010 9:19:42 am PDT #9645 of 30002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

S1R3B1

cakehole: classic line
jerk bitch: brotherly bonding over extreme vengeance
family business: this one is going to the finals, dammit
beautiful: brotherly bonding over extreme sadness


Calli - May 21, 2010 9:21:32 am PDT #9646 of 30002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

1. House rules

2. No chick flick moments.

3. I wish I could have that kind of innocence.

4. Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.

1,2, and 4. I tend to like the snark more than the sweet (although both options for 1 were snarky).

3. captures something about Dean and Sams relationship that appeals to me.


Ailleann - May 21, 2010 9:24:22 am PDT #9647 of 30002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

1) shotgun/cakehole
2) jerk/bitch (though it's a hard choice)
3) saving people hunting things
4) hold me Sam (those are tough to have going up against each other)

shakes tiny fist at line breaks


Amy - May 21, 2010 9:39:23 am PDT #9648 of 30002
Because books.

Season 1, Round 3, Bracket, #1/1

  • shotgun/cakehole: No contest there for me.
  • bitch/jerk: Oooh, very tough! But bitch/jerk is seminal.
  • family business: What the show's about!
  • I need your help, Dad.: Another no contest for me.


sumi - May 21, 2010 9:47:01 am PDT #9649 of 30002
Art Crawl!!!

Shotgun/Cakehole
(Did the bit with "mullet rock" not get in?

Bitch/jerk (no chick flick moments)
Saving people/hunting things - raison d'etre
I need your help, Dad


§ ita § - May 21, 2010 9:49:08 am PDT #9650 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The mullet rock part of the quote wasn't submitted, sumi.


Theresa - May 21, 2010 10:03:58 am PDT #9651 of 30002
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

Season one Round three

  • house rules
  • kill you all
  • innocence
  • I need your help Dad


Beverly - May 21, 2010 10:04:40 am PDT #9652 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

S1, R3, Bracket #1/1

House rules--basic tenet
You hurt my brother and I swear to God I will kill you--personal mission statement
saving people, hunting things—-show's mission statement
we're gonna do it together--mission statement for Sam, and the show