3x3
Dean: What the hell is wrong with you!? You don't just go around shooting people like that!
Bela: Relax, it's a shoulder hit, I *can* aim.
Willow ,'Get It Done'
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3x3
Dean: What the hell is wrong with you!? You don't just go around shooting people like that!
Bela: Relax, it's a shoulder hit, I *can* aim.
3x4 Casey: Do you believe in god, Dean? I'd be surprised if you did. Dean: I don't know. I'd like to.
2x18
Dean: What's a P.A.?
Sam: I think it's kinda like a slave.
The Kids are All Right, S3
Neighbor: 'The' Dean? Best weekend of my life Dean?
Dean: Heh, Gumby Girl. Does that make me Pokey?
2x16
Dean: You know, just once I'd like to round the corner and see a nice house.
2x14
Dean: Dude you... You like full on had a girl inside you for like a whole week.
Searching through these I was able to scratch an itch that was killing me. In 5x18 Point of No Return, Zachariah rolls his eyes and looks really annoyed at the music playing on the jukebox. Superwiki lists the song playing as Kay Starr's "Man Upstairs". And these lyrics are why Zachariah was pissed. [link]
Whew! Now I don't have to ask that at a convention.
2x13
Dean: Did you bring quarters?
Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean: What are you talking about? I eat.
S3, Mystery Spot
Sam: Man, I had a weird dream.
Dean: Yeah? Clowns or midgets?
Dean: Was it cool? Like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself, Dean.
Dean: Well of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car you think he has control of his bladder? Come on!
Brochure: "Where the laws of physics...have no meaning."
Sam: Like 'Dingos Ate My Baby' crazy?
Trickster: You can't save your brother. No good comes out of it--just pain, and blood.
Trickster: You're Travis Bickel in a skirt.
Sam: Just--bring him back. Please.
2x9
Sam: Dean, did you pay attention to History class at all?
Dean: Yeah, shot heard round the world, how a bill becomes a law...
Sam: That's not school. That's School House Rock.