I'll just be over here with the other herded cats.

S1 Ep1 Dean: Whoa, easy, tiger.

S1 Ep1 Sam: We got work to do.

S1 Ep2 Dean: But see, my mom - I know she wanted me to be brave. I think about that every day. And I do my best to be brave.

S1 Ep5 Dean: (to his Dad's voicemail) Dad, I know I've left messages before. I don't even know if you get 'em. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I don't know if it's the thing that killed Mom or not... but... (tears up) I don't know what to do. So whatever you're doing, if you could get here... please. I need your help, Dad.

S1 Ep6: Sam: I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer truck."

The first bitch, jerk was right after, "No chick flick moments" in the pilot.

S5 5x20 Bobby: (holds up shotgun toward Crowley) Now get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock-salt that you start crapping margaritas!

5x18

Dean: Hey! I'm Dean Winchester. Do you know who I am?

Street Preacher: Dear God!

Dean: I'll take that as a yes. Listen, I need you to pray to your angel buddies and let them know that I'm here.

Street Preacher: [drops to knees, shouting] Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name...

Castiel: You pray too loud.

What's up with the no love for season 3? To that end:

3x03: Sam: I lost my shoe.

3x03: Dean: I'm Batman.

3x08: Sam: I mean, I can't sit around drinking eggnog, celebrating Christmas, when I know next year, you'll be dead. I just can't.

3x11: Sam and Dean: (In unison): Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out, Sam... Sam! You think you're funny but you're being really, really childish! - Sam Winchester wears makeup. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up..... Okay, enough!

Oh, and for vid recs - Protege Moi by Charmax for the gorgeous (and bleak, yay) and The Way We Get By also by Charmax for the sweet, fun, brotherly banter. Both are on her page here.

I have to go in order, and I haven't finished S2 yet.

Sometimes I make myself a little ill with my random rules.

5x22: Dean: Then I ain't going to let him die alone.

2x13: Dean: There's no higher power, there's no God. There's just chaos and violence, random unpredictable evil, that comes outta nowhere, rips you to shreds.

I'm feeling scattered and unable to provide quotes. Amy's approach might work better.

2x13: Dean: There's no higher power, there's no God. There's just chaos and violence, random unpredictable evil, that comes outta nowhere, rips you to shreds.

Oh Dean!

I was doing season 5 first.