Cordelia ,'Dirty Girls'
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S1, Pilot, Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
S1, Dead Man's Blood, Dean: Vampires! Gets funnier every time I hear it…
S1, Asylum, Kat: Why would anyone want a job like that? Sam: I had a crappy guidance counselor.
I'm trying to remember Dean's speech about how much their lives suck from 5x9
S5 5x17: Castiel: You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat...It's funnier in Enochian.
Okay, I'm being hella bossy.
When you're the one collating, you can be as bossy as you please.
Which is to say THANK YOU! This is going to be fun.
S4 4x1 Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition.
When you're the one collating, you can be as bossy as you please.
Which is to say THANK YOU! This is going to be fun.
This.
S5 5x4: Castiel: (Into cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
S2, Everybody Loves a Clown, Dean: Planes crash! Sam: And apparently clowns kill!
My spreadsheeting pleasure...
I can't decide if I should include what Dean says to Sam as he dies from AHBL1, but this is for sure:
2x22: Dean: When you were little, couldn't have been more than five, you just started asking questions. How come we didn't have a mom? Why did we always have to move around? Where's Dad? I remember I begged you: "Quit asking, Sammy. You don't want to know." I just wanted you to be a kid, just for a little while longer. Always tried to protect you. Keep you safe. Dad didn't even have to tell me. It was just always my responsibility, you know? It's like I had one job. I had one job, and I screwed it up. I blew it, and for that, I'm sorry. I guess that’s what I do. I let down the people I love. You know, I let Dad down, and now I guess I’m just supposed to let you down, too. How can I? How am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy? What am I supposed to do?
God, I can't even read that quote without hearing JA's voice break and the Texas slipping in.
I want to add in Bitch...Jerk, but that's really from a lot of seasons.