My brain is capable of separating the two spheres.
I'm sorry. Rereading, that sentence sounds bitchy. I just always feel like I have to justify reading wincest -- no, I'm not a pervert who thinks real-life siblings should act like that. I can tell the difference between fictional characters in a fictional universe hunting supernatural creatures who had a dysfunctional upbringing and are abnormally close. (Don't judge me!) So anyway, that's where the bitchiness comes from. Wasn't aimed at you.
and the minute my parents explained my mother's bump to me I was all "Ooh! Evil scientist time!"
I was bummed when my sister's twins turned out to be fraternal. They were no longer ideal test subjects.
My dad doesn't get anything remotely scary or paranormal
My mom doesn't at ALL. And she'll be here next week. Well, technically, she'll be here Saturday, but she doesn't impact my tv time until Thurs, so... Still, she knows to just give me the tv on Thursdays and go read a book in her room.
But fraternal twins are excellent test subjects for womb-sharing vs. genetics.
They've got my sister and b-i-l as parents. They're kinda screwed either way.
My mother is all WHY MUST WE HAVE METAPHORS? THEY JUST GET IN THE WAY OF THE STORY. My father doesn't really do fiction. Or didn't before he retired. Mostly they watch the news, but I have a very strict "host picks the TV, guest shuts their cakehole" rule in my apartment.
And now it's time to unsub from the thread. (While REMEMBERING to resub later, brain, resub later.)
See you all after the show!
unsubscribes
As the sister would say, I'm outtie!
::waves:: have fun storming the castle!
SHOW!
It's like a Mad Men set. Huh.