Oh no, it's okay, really. It would have been hell for me to have to be around that many people.

Austin, I'm sorry. I also sympathize with the relief. Sucks, but there it is.

I think I'm going to haunt Bellis Fair Mall in December. No reason, why do you ask?

OH DEAR LORD, MISHA

eta: not made by him, but he posted this on twitter: We must increase our numbers. Please circulate this propaganda film: [link]

Absolutely hysterical. The man is incorrigible.

He is COMPLETELY incorrigible. And now he's writing slash about himself and Kim Jung il of North Korea, complaining that the guy doesn't write, doesn't call...

At least Twitter still shows an interest in me, which is more than I can say for kim Jong il. I was his favorite ping pong partner-he wouldn't play without me. Now I've got his 2 nephews hostage in my bunker & he still won't call. You know, I think it all goes back to when me and Kim Jung il got drunk on rice wine and I rebuffed his efforts when he tried to kiss me. The funny thing is, it's not that I find the north Koran dictator unattractive, it's just that his breath reaked of kimchi that night.

...I mean, really, the Misha slashers surely just need to throw their hands up in the air and go home, at this point, because, really, one lives in daily expectation of gay penguins.

(He blames his poor spelling on his fat fingers and inability to type properly on the iphone. But I'm quite fascinated with the prospect of him making out with Koran dictator - because that would be either God or Mohamed, surely?)

(He blames his poor spelling on his fat fingers and inability to type properly on the iphone. But I'm quite fascinated with the prospect of him making out with Koran dictator - because that would be either God or Mohamed, surely?)

**sporfle**

Actually I think it would be the Archangel Gabriel, in that he dictated it to Mohammed.

Thank ghod for Misha, because I don't think I've ever been so entertained during a show hiatus that I don't really miss the show right now. Hee!

Actually I think it would be the Archangel Gabriel, in that he dictated it to Mohammed.

Did he do the actual dictating, though? I should look it up, shouldn't I? My recollection was that he did the slashy manly wrestling, but then once he'd topped TPM PBU, he ordered him to "Proclaim" and TPM did.

...eh. I should look it up.

Meanwhile, though, Aldis Hodge is slaying me with the violin playing and the painting. How is it even POSSIBLE for him to be any more fucking awesome? What a talented wee bunny! (...although of course, having just watched his YouTube video, I'm also wondering if I should take that with a big pinch of salt. Either way, there is A LOT of adorable going on. And somebody should give the boy s pony. And instructions to keep it away from Misha.)

(I heart Twitter. I heart not only Misha, but also Matt 'Neville Longbottom' Lewis beyond the telling of it. His banter with Tom Felton. His avid cricket following. His fanboyish freakout that there's a famous sportsman in the same pub with him. His polite post to Stephen Fry on the subject of cricket. I just want to smish his wee cheek FOREVER. Although on the subject of cheek-smishing, it's Tom Felton who cracked me up writing about feeling wildly embarrassed and stifling giggles about the masseuses working on him & his girlfriend because of the whole bum-massaging business. "It's my bum!")

But I'm quite fascinated with the prospect of him making out with Koran dictator - because that would be either God or Mohamed, surely?

Well, he specified "north", so that would be G-d, right? He's the northiest.