Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?  

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Anne W. - Jun 21, 2012 4:14:49 pm PDT #25611 of 30002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

So, we've got a duck, and we've got a cock.

All we need now is a goose for the barnyard fowl trifecta.


Amy - Jun 21, 2012 4:24:13 pm PDT #25612 of 30002
Because books.

No! We need to play Duck, Duck, MOOSE!


DebetEsse - Jun 21, 2012 4:25:13 pm PDT #25613 of 30002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Julie, I love that song, but I fear it will always be the Battle of Hogwarts for me.


§ ita § - Jun 21, 2012 4:25:13 pm PDT #25614 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm looking at this picture and trying to visualise Cas biting Dean's collarbone hard enough to draw blood. That's not an expression of lust or emotion going out of control, that's a weird and somewhat awkward maneuver. And Dean doesn't say "What's wrong honey?" he says "What the FUCK is wrong with you and do I need to cut your head off?" It's just...collarbone. It's not bitey. It's weird.


Juliebird - Jun 21, 2012 4:26:26 pm PDT #25615 of 30002
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

If we get a donkey then that means we have an ass.


Amy - Jun 21, 2012 4:28:19 pm PDT #25616 of 30002
Because books.

There are lots of very biteable places on any body, but bones are not one of them. The thought of someone biting me there makes me cringe.


§ ita § - Jun 21, 2012 4:32:24 pm PDT #25617 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also he never calls Cas or Sam or ANY GUY he's sleeping with "Honey".


§ ita § - Jun 21, 2012 4:35:44 pm PDT #25618 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And don't limn limbs. Limbs aren't limny.

Annundriel and Obstinatrix totally over-worded PWP. 50% less metaphor, same amount of semen.


Amy - Jun 21, 2012 5:49:25 pm PDT #25619 of 30002
Because books.

Link to the obstinatrix, please?

Also, BWAH.


§ ita § - Jun 21, 2012 5:54:01 pm PDT #25620 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think he's getting more and more bowlegged, seriously. Like, I didn't realise he never puts his feet together, it seems, unless his knees are bent. It's not just his knees that are far apart.

Obstinatrix: [link] It's an AU follow up, but it's pretty much PWP, and all you have to know is that Dean is about 18 and Cas is about 28 and sex. And limning limbs.