I just read the most overwrought piece of not actually porn, which I think might have been an exercise, because there are no penises in it. Well, to be strictly honest, twice the word "it" is used to refer to the male member, but that's all. No synonyms, no direct uses of the term. Also, no referral to orgasm or semen. Lots and lots of different ways to say love and kissing and arousal, but although there does appear to be a handjob. Or maybe frottage. I'm not sure what precisely they do with their its before they release.

Something that I'd probably warn against--don't drop lamb imagery in the middle of sex talk, no matter how roundabout the sex talk. It is really distracting.

I just read a horrific fic where the characters in no way shape or form resemble Show characters. I skimmed to the end, and the tragic lovers are united in death.

Suicide IS the answer! Apparently. Oh sweet, sweet, romantic suicide.

Epbot has discovered Supernatural.

I don't know who Epbot is, but if they don't like Heart, they're no friend of mine...::sniff:: What, 17 or so eps into season 2, and that's the first bad episode? Which makes it worse than Bugs or Route 666? There can never be peace between us. War between our houses forever.

Flash of promo for SPN tonight with Bobby in it. Wahhhh!

She is the gal behind Cake Wrecks. I normally love her stuff, very geeky. But her dislike of Heart baffles me.

It's not like it's a last minute sad ending--they're pretty well leading up to it for a while--it's hardly like Sam getting stabbed in the back as he sees Dean, or Bobby catching a bullet with his cap, or Mary making the deal to save her husband by kissing her father's corpse.

creation has a model Impala you can buy with the original license plate! [link]

WANT. I think I lost my homemade Metallicar in the move.

Man, I wish I didn't hate Creation Entertainment so much. Why must they have a lockdown on shit? I was prepared to ignore the stuff I heard about them being horrible con organisers because I didn't have enough evidence, but ordering a calendar from them has been extremely frustrating--as of last week, I still hadn't received it, and their customer support was extremely flippant about responding to my queries. Not to mention their e-commerce software. It's annoying enough that it doesn't support Opera in 2012, but when I asked why not, they said it's from 2004.

2004!

I hope it's secure, because it sure isn't working for me, and 99% of other sites manage to accommodate Opera somehow. An "upgrade your browser to something good" message is really rude, when it really means "our software is old and not standards compliant, so you comply instead, willya?"

Seriously, I found myself in the supermarket with my hand hovering near the borax wondering "wait...why...why not...why..."

I think maybe more sleep, and more outside activity would be good.