whose premise what "what if Sam said No when Dean asked him to help him find John"

Huh. What show are they watching that this seems like a good premise? Weird. But to each their id, I suppose.

I've read interesting stories where Jess is a hunter but in them she's actually a hunter. And useful. While still being female. Shocking, I know.

What show are they watching that this seems like a good premise?

For serious. That's, like, the entire foundation for the show's existence. That, and Jess dying. Those two things drive why they started hunting together again, and why Sam got so on board with finding John. With the latter absent, I can see the author justifying that the mere attempt on Jess' life would be motivating enough for Sam want to take out the demon, but the former being taken out of the equation? Have fun with that.

"Defending Your Life" is on, and they just got back to the motel room and Dean tells Sam he should take first shower. I swear to god, I thought that was something that only happened in fic.

I can't even stomach stories where Sam doesn't come back from hell. The idea of him having a soul and not going with Dean is worse than him being dead. If you include Jess you usually lose the hyper focus. Or it's extra weird if you don't. Not my story. They need to grow into that at best. But my favorite D/C still has it.

There's an older story where Jess hunts with Sam and Dean, but she's also badly burned by the fire, and her motivation is definitely vengeance, as well as wanting to leave Stanford. If I recall right, it turns into a threesome, too, but she was definitely an active hunter with her own agenda.

I can't even stomach stories where Sam doesn't come back from hell.

I was thinking the other day about Swan Song, and what would have happened to Dean if Sam had never come back, and Cas and Bobby hadn't been brought back. And it was so horrible, I nearly made myself cry.

I get an actual ill feeling in my stomach reading those stories, especially if they're written after S6 started.

I could be healthier.

Dean and Sam sleeping with the same woman--I can get the hot of it, in carefully arranged situations which pretty much can't really happen. But not emotionally. It weirds me out something awful too.

So, in Defending Your Life, how does Sam convince the rabbi to give him the shofar?

Argued Talmudic Law well with him

Asked politely. I'd guess rabbis in the SPN-verse are all up on getting rid of Osiris.

"I'm sorry, rabbi, but I need this to banish Osiris before he kills my brother. I'll clean it before I bring it back."

"Oh, in that case, shalom, my son."