Where are these people? Let me at them! I'll fix their stupid watching-show-wrongnessness.
Or don't. I'm currently grumbly about most of my tumblr feeds. The SPN-centric one is leaning away from D/C, and it's damn hard to find D/C tumblrs that aren't too unbalanced for me.
I read a chapter yesterday of a D/C AU where Cas is a fallen angel--this is quite fine. Dean is a mute pacifistic lover of nature who can hear the songs of everything in the universe. Sam is a fully-invested badass hunter that hunts with his father.
I get the urge to what-if, but who are those people? Why is this in an SPN community? You've what-iffed the characters out of resemblance to why I show up. Fanfic can only reasonably take so much permutation and remain fanficcy. And as an AU D/C fan, I think I already accept more than many.
Half of the final episode last season took place in Sam's internal mindscape, so I think it's pretty clear that what's going on now began before he cut himself on the broken glass.
Dean is a mute pacifistic lover of nature who can hear the songs of everything in the universe.
Oh, I do so hope he poops rainbows, too. And cries unicorn tears.
Oh, that fic makes me mad. Dean is a gentle flower and Sam and John are raging ***holes.
I don't know if the story is going to get round to his anus. I'm used to Dean having a startlingly blinding soul, what with the amount of D/C I consume, but this Dean is soul-feeding an unknown angel, and he jizzed in his pants just off their first kiss. Because he's an innocent like that, and he just wants to be left alone to enjoy the beauty of pie. Why can't John understand that? Why is Sam afraid of him?
In unrelated news (When the Levee Breaks is on TNT now), blood-drinking Sam was stupidly hot.
The only times I've found Sam hot are when he's evil or drinking blood. My buttons, they're obvious.
The only times I've found Sam hot are when he's evil or drinking blood.
Wait. Your. Turn.
Okay, are we allowed to contact our Reverse Bang authors? I don't even know why I'm asking.
[time passes]
Okay, gchat with the mods say I can reach out to them. Now I need to know if I can redraw that second one entirely.
Wait. Your. Turn.
Just seeing that written makes me weak in the knees.
Of course, I also find Sam hot when he's brooding, and shirtless, and laughing, and driving, and researching ... You probably get the idea.
The only times I've found Sam hot are when he's evil or drinking blood.
I find Sam hot in general. Those times are like hot fudge sauce, wet nuts (hush!), whipped cream, and a cherry added to my already delicious and satisfying bowl of any number of varieties of ice cream. Which I dearly wish I had right now. Why did I use that as my simile when I have none that?
