He's always been the Trickster, and was that until Hammer of the Gods, where the only sexual interaction he had was with another god.
You do get that you're wedging canon into that asexuality you prefer, right? Because even if it's a retcon, Gabe's sexuality in Tall Tales is on the record.
I like "Sampa". Did you just invent it?
I want Sampa (best name EVER!) to be talking to Crowley.
Ooh, Crowley. Best idea I've heard yet.
If I work at it I can blunt my instinctive squick to canon angel sex? It's a concept.
After he hung up the phone I asked D, "ooh, do you think he was talking to Crowley?"
He is King of the Crossroads, and was wiley enough to get a hold of Death's scythe. He might have the pull to get a hold of Samuel (who was in Hell, not Heaven!) and his payment in return for keeping Sampa and Sammy of the pit is payment in powerful munsters.
I'm hoping for new character. That just seems better to me.
In that case, t, Ian McfuckingShane.
I will just echo the Ian McShane vote.
In other casting wishlist news, I've decided I would like Sam to get in a tussle with Katee Sackhoff.