Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

God, I need a life.

Note to authors: please do a count in your fics for the word moan and its variants. Check yourself, seriously. I maintain there's no need to moan twice in a sentence, much less a paragraph. Find some other expression of blinding lust.

Also, your lust is too blinding. There is no sex pollen involved. Dean's a grown man. He has some modicum of actual physical control, even for a horndog.

Sex pollen?

Aliens-made-them-do-it/fuck-or-die scenarios. Usually Dean pisses off a witch or touches an artifact someone told him not to touch.

Totally not enough of that fic around, totally.

ahahaha!

*ahem*

I so enjoy when they shakes things up and follow it immediately with "groan".

I so enjoy when they shakes things up and follow it immediately with "groan".

The D/C porn sentence: "He moaned, his voice wrecked and his pupils blown with lust."

Really? Again? Didn't that just happen? Don't tell me--he'll be boneless in a second, right?

ALSO, how inconvenient would it be for wings to be such complete erogenous zones?

I know, I know, the skin is the biggest erogenous zone, whatever. But the level of responsiveness Castiel shows would truly interfere in day to day life with those puppies manifested.

Now, Dean getting off on it, I totally get.

I read a fic over the weekend where Cas had a halo and it was his main erogenous zone. Eh, it was a change from the wings.

Speaking of wings, has the fandom just sort of agreed that if angels have a childhood then they're called "fledgelings" at the time? And that they nest? Maybe I'm just reading the same handful of authors over and over.

OMG I read a nesting fic the other day! Angels are not birds!!!!! What, are they descended from dinosaurs or something? Does Cas lay eggs? Does he gut you and eat you while your still alive?

Yeah, I also read that/a halo fic. I think it was also detacheable.

I think Cas might gut you if he's in BAMF mode, and he did have that moment of raw red meat dining while under Famine's influence. But I don't see him putting those two traits together, at least as long as the horsemen are away.

Does Cas lay eggs?

You know someone wrote it.

I think it was also detachable.

Yes!

Oh, god, I think I've read all the D/C fic in the world. Julie, was he nesting in an attic? I'm just chalking that up to crack and moving on.

You know someone wrote it.

And he was a dinosaur that one time.

Julie, was he nesting in an attic?

Yes!

I'm just chalking that up to crack and moving on.

It was kind of cracktastically funny in a deadpan way.