I think Buffy would love knocking Dean's swagger down a few pegs, and Dean would *delight* in Buffy's adorable blondness/kickass skills. And puns! The two of them would pop-culture-ref each other into a happy stupor.

Yes, this. I think I would like to see them interact in a gen fic (with lots of flirty goodness) rather than as a pairing--probably because of the freight Bev mentioned.

Who the heck eats bacon with a fork? This is possibly the third fic I've read of this phenomenon.

Buffy can bitch about how fucked up she is since she was pulled out of Heaven, and Dean can give her perspective.

Uh, I do, Julie, when I don't want my hands in my food, which is reasonably often.

I once stumbled on a John/Buffy/Castiel. It was all sorts of No!

Crazy person!

John/Buffy/Castiel

Talk about rare pairs. Wow. I can barely read John with Jo, much less Buffy. I don't even want to know how the author wedged Castiel in there.

I presume either orally, vaginally, or anally, Amy.

I totally deserved that, didn't I?

::hangs head::

You did leave it wide open... (that's what she said!)

Oh jesus. I just mentioned this conversation to S., who says Castiel/Buffy!bot.

I can't talk to him about this stuff anymore.

Castiel/Buffy!bot.

Oh, I want this crackfic, with lots of dirty talk.