C: pilot Sam, with floppy hair and hope for the future (Too risky, what with the killing of Jess and all. Why would I be luckier than her?)
F: cocky, blood-drinking, BAMF Sam ('Cause hot like fire. But my tolerance for bad diner food would come to an end. Or I would.)
M: Sam Wesson (He's every geek I ever dated, only 10X hotter.)
F: badass vampire-killing John (Yum.)
C: Castiel (He's hot, but only one person in a couple should be clueless about human relationships, and that person's gonna be me.)
M: broken!Dean (What can I say. I make great pie and have a great rack, both of which I think he'd find comforting. And when he inevitably goes back on the road, well, I kinda like living alone. A monthly booty call and baking session would suit me fine.)
I think I'd M Castiel, for the lulz. But then I wouldn't F broken!Dean, because I'd feel like I was taking advantage...plus vampire killing John.
Wait, did I just C Dean? The hell?
Wait, did I just C Dean? The hell?
Yeah. It's like we don't even know you.
I would hug him and feed him and nurse him through hangovers and pretend not to notice when he cried. I'd just feel guilty about trying to get frisky.
Also, thinking dirty thoughts about his father and boyfriend.
Calli, you're clearly Dean's perfect woman. ::nods::
I'd just feel guilty about trying to get frisky.
Not that guilty, though, I bet.
I don't know what I would choose. There would be lots of F involved while I decided, though.
C pilot Sam, with floppy hair and hope for the future
F cocky, blood-drinking, BAMF Sam
M Sam Wesson
F badass vampire-killing John
M Castiel
C broken!Dean (post 5.22)
I'll take ita's chucked Dean for F & M. Thank you.
I'll take ita's chucked Dean for F & M. Thank you.
Ahem! I believe I have dibs. Well, on the M, anyway, which had durn well better include a lot of F.
Here, have a Dean Smith instead. [hands well dressed AU Dean to ehab]
Perkins understands marrying Castiel. I can't explain it, but it just makes sense.
When Dean is all healed up he can come over and visit. A lot.
Bah. ::snaps his fancy suspenders and then remembers the nice hybrid with npr playing:: I suspect he's just my speed.