got two in under the wire. And they make me sniffly.

Is one of them about the boys never being homeless? *sniff*

eta: Ellen's is probably kick it in the ass which is going to be hard for me to vote against due to the meta.

Is one of them about the boys never being homeless? *sniff*

NO!

OMG, 32 is not enough. This is a crime against humanity.

But he's in one of the exchanges that starts with Dean, and some of the other quotes are about him.

This seems appropriate for Season 5. So much of the season was about him (and being the Lucifer vessel), but he wasn't throwing around as many zingers as the others.

eta:

NO!

OMG, 32 is not enough. This is a crime against humanity.

::gasp:: It really is.

Any of these Sam quotes make the cut?

You know you can go blind from that, too.

It's like Mission Pathetic.

Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton.

Unleash the Kraken.

She doesn't like Satan, you moron. She likes you.

I never realized how long you've been cleaning up Dad's messes.

Dean, they just outlawed ninety percent of your personality.

Remember when we used to just hunt wendigos and how simple things were?

Pick one quote, Amy, and I'll replace Castiel's "he hated his job at the post office" with it. And YOU'LL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE PAIN.

Dude, you are strict.

Hmmm.

I'll pick ... "Remember when we used to just hunt wendigos and how simple things were?"

EVEN THOUGH THE FUNNY ONES ROCK, TOO. Hmph.

Okay, but remember it's yourself you have to hate, not me.

Does no one else have a thing for hustler!Dean but me (and your rec, Amy)? Come on, people! Don't make me go to spnstoryfinders. Okay, so there's no way in hell I'm going there. But you feel my pain, right?

I might. I will look.

I know Plei loves hustler!Dean, but I don't know where she is this morning. That's where I got my rec from, actually.

I hope I'm not too late!

Season 4, Round 2, Bracket #1/2:

Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

Chuck: Well there is only one explanation. Obviously I'm a God. A cruel, cruel capricious god.

Bobby: Solid iron. Completely coated in salt. One hundred percent ghost-proof.
Sam: You built a panic room?
Bobby: (defensively) I had a weekend off.

Dean: Y'know, I finally get why you and Dad butted heads so much. You two are practically the same person. I mean, I worshiped the guy, I dressed like him, I acted like him. I listened to the same music. But you are more like him than I will ever be. And I see that now.
Sam: I'll take that as a compliment.
Dean: You take it any way you want.

Season 4, Round 2, Bracket #2/2:

Dean: You can take your peace, and shove it up your lily-white ass. 'Cause I'll take the pain, and the guilt, I'll even take Sam as is. It's a lot better than bein' some Stepford Bitch in paradise!

Dean: If He doesn't exist, fine. Bad crap happens to good people. That's how it is. And no rhyme or reason, just random horrible, evil. I get it. Okay? I can roll with that. But if He is out there, what's wrong with Him? Where the hell is He while all these decent people are getting torn to shreds? How does He live with Himself? You know, why doesn't He help?

Dean: There's Sam Girls and Dean Girls and...What's a slash fan?
Sam: As in Sam slash Dean together.
Dean: Like together, together? They do know we are brothers right?

Bobby: You stupid, stupid son of a bitch! Well, boo hoo! I am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good, make you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!