Season 4, Round 2, Bracket #1/2:
Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
It's the cadence on this.
Chuck: Well there is only one explanation. Obviously I'm a God. A cruel, cruel capricious god.
It's funny cuz it's true.
Dean: On November 2nd 1983, don't get out of bed. No matter what you hear, or what you see. Promise me you won't get out of bed.
Yeah, gotta go with the attempt to re-write history.
Young Mary Winchester: I want a family. I wanna be safe. You know the worst thing I can think of, the very worst thing, is for my children to be raised into this like I was.
::sigh::
Season 4, Round 2, Bracket #2/2:
Sam: Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.
Gotta have a little funny, right?
Dean: If He doesn't exist, fine. Bad crap happens to good people. That's how it is. And no rhyme or reason, just random horrible, evil. I get it. Okay? I can roll with that. But if He is out there, what's wrong with Him? Where the hell is He while all these decent people are getting torn to shreds? How does He live with Himself? You know, why doesn't He help?
Sam: I tried everything. That's the truth. I tried opening the Devil's Gate. Hell, I tried to bargain, Dean, but no demon would deal, all right? You were rotting in Hell for months. For months, and I couldn't stop it. So I'm sorry it wasn't me, all right? Dean, I'm sorry.
I'll be happy to vote against this one in the next round, though.
Bobby: You stupid, stupid son of a bitch! Well, boo hoo! I am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good, make you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!
Up there on the list of theses for the series.
How did I totally miss round one!
Bracket #1
1) raised you from perdition
2) cruel, capricious god
3) won't get out of bed
4) take it any way you want
Bracket #2
1) I'll take the pain
2) stab you in the face
3) I tried everything
4) that's why they're family
OMG, I hate some of you.
I can't believe I'm going to even give you the link to this hysterically porny Dean/Castiel fic because most of you don't deserve it, but that's how
I
roll.
Go perdition! It's neck and neck!
Yeah, but garrison is
screwed.
Non-garrison people can't read the porn.
Non-garrison people can't read the porn.
I'm reading it...but I will feel guilty.
Do I have to vote for every category?
Non-garrison people can't read the porn.
You know that's not going to work, right?
Bracket 1
* Raised you from Perdition.
I just love the matter-of-factness of this.
* Cruel, capricious God.
Because to me, that quote is hysterical.
* I had a weekend off.
Dude, *I* want a cast-iron, salt-covered panic room!
* I want a family.
Ouch, poor Mary.
Bracket 2
* Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.
CANON.
* Angel or not, I will stab you in the face.
A quintessential Dean comment.
* They do know we are brothers right?
I could hear fandom exploding during this episode.
* Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.
This is actually one of my favorite lines of the season.
