Perhaps we'll end up with Bobby & Castiel quotes for S4 & S5.
'Safe'
Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?
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Aw, I like that kind of symmetry.
Season 4, Round 1, Bracket #1/4:
Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
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Sam: I'm infected with demon blood. You've been to Hell.*****************
Ruby: This body is 100% socially conscious. I recycle. Al Gore would be proud.
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Castiel: You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell. I can throw you back in.*****************
Chuck: I am the prophet Chuck!
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Dean: Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress, right next to his KY. It's a sickness, it is.*****************
Chuck: Well there is only one explanation. Obviously I'm a God. A cruel, cruel capricious god.
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Alastair: Don't you recognize me? Oh, I forgot -- I'm wearing a pediatrician.Season 4, Round 1, Bracket #2/4:
Dean: On November 2nd 1983, don't get out of bed. No matter what you hear, or what you see. Promise me you won't get out of bed.
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Dean: There's been a misunderstanding. I think, uh, I've been had.Chief: Oh, you ain't been had till you been had by The Chief. Oh, and before we get started, what's your safe word?
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Bobby: Solid iron. Completely coated in salt. One hundred percent ghost-proof.
Sam: You built a panic room?
Bobby: (defensively) I had a weekend off.
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Dean: The whistle makes me their god.*****************
Dean: Y'know, I finally get why you and Dad butted heads so much. You two are practically the same person. I mean, I worshiped the guy, I dressed like him, I acted like him. I listened to the same music. But you are more like him than I will ever be. And I see that now.
Sam: I'll take that as a compliment.
Dean: You take it any way you want.
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Dean: "Sam turned his back on Dean. His face brooding and pensive." I mean, I don't know how this guy is doing it but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face but those are definitely your pensive and brooding shoulders... You just thought I was a dick.Sam: This guy's good.
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Young Mary Winchester: I want a family. I wanna be safe. You know the worst thing I can think of, the very worst thing, is for my children to be raised into this like I was.
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Dean: Us? Right. And that Sam, that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, come on, we hunt monsters! What the hell?! I mean, normal people, they see a monster, and they run. But not us, no, no, no, we -- we search out things that want to kill us. Yeah? Huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We...are insane! You know, and then there's the bad diner food and then the skeevy motel rooms and then the truck-stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Huh? Seriously? Do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, every single day? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast. And I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again, a-and I sing along. I'm annoying, I know that. And you --you're gassy! You eat half a burrito, and you get toxic! I mean, you know what? You can forget it.Season 4, Round 1, Bracket #3/4:
Dean: You can take your peace, and shove it up your lily-white ass. 'Cause I'll take the pain, and the guilt, I'll even take Sam as is. It's a lot better than bein' some Stepford Bitch in paradise!
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Alastair: (coughing) Something caught in my throat. (pause) I think it's my throat.*****************
Sam: Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.
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Dean: Hey, I wanted to tell you, you know for what it's worth. Um...it doesn't matter what your Dad thinks, I like that John kid.*****************
Dean: Angel or not, I will stab you in the face.
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Dean: Brother! I have been re-hymenated. And the dude will not abide!*****************
Dean: If He doesn't exist, fine. Bad crap happens to good people. That's how it is. And no rhyme or reason, just random horrible, evil. I get it. Okay? I can roll with that. But if He is out there, what's wrong with Him? Where the hell is He while all these decent people are getting torn to shreds? How does He live with Himself? You know, why doesn't He help?
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Wes: Aren't you the guys from the health department?Sam: Yeah. And florists on the side.
Dean: Plus FBI. And on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors.
Season 4, Round 1, Bracket #4/4:
Sam: I tried everything. That's the truth. I tried opening the Devil's Gate. Hell, I tried to bargain, Dean, but no demon would deal, all right? You were rotting in Hell for months. For months, and I couldn't stop it. So I'm sorry it wasn't me, all right? Dean, I'm sorry.
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Sam: Dude, where are you going? That was our hotel.Dean: Sam, I'm not going to make a left hand turn into on coming traffic. I'm not suicidal. Did I just say that? That's kind of weird.
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Dean: There's Sam Girls and Dean Girls and...What's a slash fan?
Sam: As in Sam slash Dean together.
Dean: Like together, together? They do know we are brothers right?
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Dean: I'm sitting in a Laundromat, reading about myself... sitting in a Laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts.*****************
Bobby: You stupid, stupid son of a bitch! Well, boo hoo! I am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good, make you an apple pie, maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!
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Dean: It's just first it's Madison and then Ruby and now Cara. It's like what is it with you and bangin' monsters?*****************
Dean: All I know is I was not groped by an angel.
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Castiel: Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.S4, R1, B1:
- Gripped you tight: Badassed intro
- You should so me some respect: continued BAMF
- Sam loves research: The implied KY cracks me up
- Cruel capricious god: unintentional (I'm sure) foreshadowing
S4, R1, B2:
- Don't get out of bed: Oh. Mary. Oh. Dean.
- The whistle makes me their god: You love to lead, don't you?
- Take that any way you want: Boys.
- I want a family: You get 6 months.
S4, R1, B3:
- Something caught in my throat: Explains the voice
- Confusing reality with porn: Sam! Okay, it's plausible.
- Angel or not: Defiant still
- Teddy bear doctors: Meta, exasperation.
S4, R1, B4:
- I tried everything: Including drinking demon blood?
- Slash fan: Hee.
- Boo hoo!: Lay it out for him, Bobby.
- Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison: No he's not! Mouth of a goat!
S4, R1, Bracket #1
- gripped you tight – oh come on – hot hot hot!
- show me some respect – also hot hot hot!
- prophet Chuck! – he’s a prophet!
- cruel capricious God – favorite Chuck line
Bracket #2
- don’t get out of bed – poor Dean, poor Mary
- Whistle God – love Coach Dean
- more like him than I will ever be – ouch Sam – not a compliment
- you’re gassy! – loved this whole crazy speech
Bracket #3
- better than some Stepford Bitch in paradise – you tell ‘em Dean
- reality with porn – Hee little brother reminding big brother to keep it classy
- re-hymentated – love re-virginated Dean
- How does He live with Himself? – good question Dean
Bracket #4
- rotting in Hell – poor Sammy
- do know we’re brothers – yes they do and apparently it only makes it hotter
- supposed to make you miserable – Bobby calls it
- groped by an angel – Dean you really really were
Oh, wow. I like the S4 quotes so very much more than S3. Because, well, I liked S4 so very much more than S3.
Now to go figure out how I want to vote.
S4, R1, B1
- I'm infected with demon blood. You've been to hell.: Sam, summing it up neatly.
- You should show me some respect.: Oh YEAH.
- Sam loves research.: Snarky Dean = always a win.
- A cruel, cruel capricous god.: Oh, Chuck.
B2
- Promise me you won't get out of bed.: It was worth a shot, Dean!
- The whistle makes me their god.: I'm in the mood for pithy today.
- You take it any way you want.: One of the hurtiest moments in the show for me.
- You know who does that? Crazy people!: Oh, Dean. Now you're getting it.
B3
- You can take your peace ...: You tell 'em, Dean!
- I like that John kid.: (sniffles)
- And the dude will not abide!: Only Dean would come up with this theory.
- And on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors.: Hee.
B4
- I tried everything. That's the truth.: He did, Dean!
- They do know we're brothers, right?: So innocent, Deano.
- They're supposed to make you miserable!: Bobby knows.
- Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison.: Oh, CAS.