S3, R1, Bracket #1/4

Drop the show and be my brother again.

That's hellfire, Dean.

Don't objectify me.

I think it's 'cause we're so awesome.

Bracket #2/4

We have the coolest dad in the world.

Family don't end with blood, boy.

Then we'll find a way to save you.

You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!

Bracket #3/4

Sam Winchester wears makeup.

I didn't deserve what he put on me and I don't deserve to go to hell!

Rest in peace, guys.

Man gets hit by a car, you think he has control of his bladder? Come on!

Bracket #4/4

Kill some evil sunsabitches and raise a little hell

The salt, you idiots!

Like, "Dingos Ate My Baby" crazy?

Yeah? Clowns or midgets?--This one is hard, but I think the clowns or midgets line plays off Sam's utter misery and desperation and makes the point even sharper than "Just bring him back. Please." Although this one is a tough choice.

S3, R1, B1

• drop the show and be my brother: Sam's enduring cry all the way through season 5, makes it hurt so good
• That's hellfire, Dean: because it gives me chills
• Don't objectify me: hee, turnabout is fair play, Dean!
• I lost my shoe: woobie Sam is so cuuuute

S3, R1, B2

• hand of glory: because the imagery is just hilarious
• family don't end with blood, boy: as we've seen throughout the entire series, particularly season 5. Oh, Bobby!
• find a way to save you: because it pressages the rabbit hole that Sam threw himself down to try and save Dean
• drinking eggnog: 1) the thought of Sam and eggnog is just funny, 2) Sampain for the win!

S3, R1, B3

• mind readers: because it was just that funny
• I don't deserve to go to hell: oh, Dean!
• stone's throw from being a serial killer: even though she was far from pure, she had a point
• you peed yourself: making fun out of pain and fear, works for me

S3, R1, B4

• they're morons: 'cause Bobby's funny even when he's not there
• Dean admitting he'd like to believe in God: speaks to how much he's afraid of hell
• you can't save your brother: oh, Sam!
• clowns or midgets: if only he knew

Bracket #1

• be my brother again – Sammy at his most vulnerable absolutely breaking my heart
• shortbus – it is completely inappropriate to laugh. I laughed.
• Don’t objectify me – Oh please Dean
• Lost shoe Sammy – I want a chibi version of this scene

Bracket #2

• hand of glory – I don’t like either of these quotes. This one is mildly funny.
• family don’t end with blood – Bravo Bobby!
• we’ll find a way to save you – boys! Being brave!
• no eggnog Christmas – Sam so broken and yet he bravely gives Dean what he wants.

Bracket #3

• mind reader – great doublemint moment and hilarious line
• I don’t deserve to go to Hell – It was so good to hear Dean say this!
• serial killers – I love this perception of the Winchesters
• Peed myself – always funny

Bracket #4

• raise a little hell – classic line
• I’d like to – Dean being vulnerable with a demon!
• Just pain and blood – great line from a favorite character
• Bring him back please – man S3 was all about vulnerability

Bracket #1/4:

• It's just, I wish you would drop the show and be my brother again, 'cause... just 'cause.
• What was that stuff? God, it was ass. Tasted like ass.
• Don't objectify me.
• I lost my shoe.

Bracket #2/4:

• First thing you have to know is we have the coolest dad in the world. He's a superhero.
• Family don't end with blood, boy.
• Then we'll find a way to save you.
• I can't sit around drinking eggnog, celebrating Christmas, when I know next year, you'll be dead. I just can't.

Bracket #3/4:

• Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out, Sam... Sam! You think you're funny but you're being really, really childish! - Sam Winchester wears makeup. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up..... Okay, enough!
• I don't deserve to go to Hell!
• Sam and Dean Winchester were in the chopper when it caught on fire. Nothing's left. Can't even identify 'em with dental records. Rest in peace, guys.
• Well of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car you think he has control of his bladder? Come on!

Bracket #4/4:

• Uh, that we're morons.
• There's a box of salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside.
• Like 'Dingos Ate My Baby' crazy?
• Just--bring him back. Please.

I'm Batman is losing? What's with you people?

I'm Batman is losing?

I think we're trapped on bizarro b.org, ita. We must escape!

AHBL's "What am I supposed to do?" was also the same question Dean asked Sam after Sam told Dean not to try to rescue him from the pit in Swan Song. I'm kinda stunned that lost, too.

I'm kinda stunned that lost, too.

Me too.

Me too, but for the wromg reason. John laying out the basis of Dean's life, showing how the AHBL Dean was made...

And, he's Batman!

I voted against "I'm Batman" because Dean was quoting someone else.