I'm at the office. My cohort here is convinced we are all going to die because Yellowstone is going to blow. [link] Now granted, she does tend to read alarmist blogs, but it is a shaking.

I'm at the office. My cohort here is convinced we are all going to die because Yellowstone is going to blow.

Well, if that were to happen, more stuff would happen first to warn us. Like, the lava dome would swell up and there'd be venting of gasses and such. This would go on for a few days before everything within 1000 miles of Yellowstone gets destroyed....

I'm going to start with the last one first.

Good plan - if you succeed, you can probably summon minions to do itemss 1-6 for you!

This is my plan. I expect it to succeed any time now. Yup, any time...

Teppy's list made me tired.

Why do you think I'm still on the couch? I'm contemplating a sandwich, since it's noon-y here. I have turkey breast, sliced asiago, romaine lettuce, and (maybe) tomatoes. That should make an enviable sandwich. Then I can get on with the business of world domination.

I just had a hilarious memory, while watching an ad for Tempurpedic beds -- they said your bed should make you feel "enveloped." When I was in college, some feminist-type coversation I was in ended up deciding that the problem was talking about sex as "penetration" because that (like everything else!) put the power on the man, and we should really call it "envelopment" to keep the power on the female side.

This doesn't seem that funny typed out (because I'm sure it's a serious argument, but it was a ridiculous conversation), but oh well.

But you did remind me to throw the wash I did last night into the dryer. I think that means it's now nap time.

I am at work, but we are having Pajama day, so I am in comfy sock monkey pajamas. [link]

before everything within 1000 miles of Yellowstone gets destroyed....

Hi! Or bye! as the case may be.

I decided to combat my upset stomach by feeding it spicy food. A slice of ham with spicy mustard, pickles, and pretzel crisps with spicy queso.

I followed it up with one of Abby's brownies.

I also opened my WIP word file.

Still not feeling terribly ambitious though.

How come I don't have lots of money? Because if I did, I could buy this: Villa Paya-Paya by Aboday architects

I am at work, but we are having Pajama day,

Now why doesn't my employer have Pajama Day? That would be awesome! Esp. since I work with a lot of fit men in uniform, and Pajama Day would be full of eye-candy. Hmm....

I have today off, which is going to make going back to work on Monday extra hard: I haven't worked a full five-day week since December 11th or something. Bah.

It's raining here, which conveniently relieves me of having to go running. But I should get off the couch and clean, and then go to Trader Joe's.