Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jan 02, 2009 4:43:10 am PST #9091 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Phantom sequel receives early review from Lloyd Weber's cat:

London's Daily Mail reports that Lloyd Webber's new kitten Otto has managed to destroy the music he has penned for the upcoming sequel to The Phantom of the Opera. The six-month-old cat somehow climbed into the frame of Lloyd Webber's digital Clavinova piano, which features a built-in computer.

The award-winning composer told the London paper, "I was trying to write some new music; Otto got into the grand piano, jumped onto the computer and destroyed the entire score for the new Phantom in one fell swoop."

Too....many..Cats...jokes...can't... decide...what...to...mock!


Jesse - Jan 02, 2009 4:43:47 am PST #9092 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Maybe in "the future" we'll all have vidoephones, but there will be technology that optionally can make you look dressed all professional, sitting in a nice neat office (or home office, or whatever) even though you're actually sitting there half-naked, with disheveled hair and bloodshot eyes, while the cat vomits on a pile of dirty laundry in the background.

See? This is what I'm talking about! THAT I could work with.


Jessica - Jan 02, 2009 4:44:34 am PST #9093 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Maybe in "the future" we'll all have vidoephones, but there will be technology that optionally can make you look dressed all professional, sitting in a nice neat office

LifeShop, new from Adobe!


Kat - Jan 02, 2009 4:47:31 am PST #9094 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

HA! I'd pay for LifeShop in general.

The only person I videoconference with is my mom and that's so she can see the baby. As she is here now, it means I rarely videochat anyone.

I want dessert. This is why I've gained a ton of weight.


sarameg - Jan 02, 2009 5:12:54 am PST #9095 of 10002

the six-month-old cat somehow climbed

There's no somehow involved with six-month old cats.

A couple of remote coworkers join meetings by video skype. One of the reasons I will always be resistant to it is due to all the mocking that happens when the cat/wife/child/dog/neighbor appears in the background and procedes to do something hammy.

OK, work. Must do.


Laura - Jan 02, 2009 5:19:40 am PST #9096 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

"I was trying to write some new music; Otto got into the grand piano, jumped onto the computer and destroyed the entire score for the new Phantom in one fell swoop."

The cat is clearly a Buffista and heard our thoughts on the sequel.

I am at the office. I have outside pants on, with sandals.


Barb - Jan 02, 2009 5:23:27 am PST #9097 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”

I am still in pajamas. Trying to work up the oomph to open my WIP word doc, but having difficulty, since I'm feeling very blah about publishing in general.

Then again, I do want to know what happens next.


Jessica - Jan 02, 2009 5:31:40 am PST #9098 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The future of wine - tubes!


brenda m - Jan 02, 2009 5:34:50 am PST #9099 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Also apparently the future of cheese: [link]


Jessica - Jan 02, 2009 5:36:05 am PST #9100 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ION, all of my food blogs are doing photo recaps of 2008 and it's making me hungry.