Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Nov 12, 2008 11:28:29 am PST #874 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it's shocking, how much those puppies have grown in two weeks!


megan walker - Nov 12, 2008 11:29:01 am PST #875 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Happy Birthday, Jess!


Jesse - Nov 12, 2008 11:30:56 am PST #876 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I do find that map stuff fascinating.


brenda m - Nov 12, 2008 11:32:20 am PST #877 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What the hell are we going to do when those puppies grow up?


flea - Nov 12, 2008 11:33:08 am PST #878 of 10002
information libertarian

I think that's got to be the title of the next Natter, brenda.


Lee - Nov 12, 2008 11:35:52 am PST #879 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

The one who just lay down on the crate is my new favorite.


tommyrot - Nov 12, 2008 11:49:51 am PST #880 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Drunk Dialin’

A customer calls the phone company to complain about his spilt bottle of Jack....


Ginger - Nov 12, 2008 12:04:48 pm PST #881 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

the idea of universal health care being passed relatively soon is good news to my ears.

Keeping my current coverage next year as a self-employed person: $700


tommyrot - Nov 12, 2008 12:18:52 pm PST #882 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This new Fox reality show is kinda' fucked....

New reality show "Smile, You're Under Arrest"

Fox's new reality show pilot called Smile, You're Under Arrest features people with outstanding warrants getting tricked for the audience's amusement before being arrested.

Fox President of Alternative Entertainment Mike Darnell calls it "a reverse Punk’d. Instead of the worst day of your life and then a joke at the end, this is the reverse. This is the best day of your life, and then we arrest you.”

One of three set-ups just shot in Arizona features the cops luring a criminal to a movie set with the promise of making him an extra and paying him a couple hundred dollars. An elaborate film set is staged and filming begins on a faux movie. The set-up continues as the director then gets mad at the lead actor, fires him and replaces him with the law-breaking extra.

The scene escalates with the fake director introducing the mark to a supposed studio mogul and continuing to create this dream-comes-true sequence. Finally, all the participants are revealed as officers of the law, and the criminal is apprehended (before signing waivers to let the footage be used in the show).

I can kinda' see this working if the person is a complete asshole (or they decide to portray the person as such), but what if they're not?


Ginger - Nov 12, 2008 12:20:14 pm PST #883 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I can kinda' see this working if the person is a complete asshole (or they decide to portray the person as such), but what if they're not?

Or what if they're armed?