Toto smart toilet now checks body temperature and a whole lot more
Toilets are now getting even more sophisticated. Going way beyond that car wash for your butt we tried out with considerable delight, this brainy crapper is an update of Toto's 2005 "intelligence toilet." This one measures urine temperature, accurately notifying women of the exact time of their peak fertility — and rest of us, well, how hot we really are.
The Toto intelligent toilet was already mind boggling, with its ability to analyze blood sugar levels, body weight and fat percentage, and there's even a blood pressure cuff. Once you've gone through that mini-physical, the results are wirelessly sent to your PC, where you can plot all your personal stats on graphs and charts.
We like that Kohler bidet toilet seat with its effective deodorization, cleansing water jets and blow dryer, but maybe this Toto info-toilet has gone too far. It reminds us of the late billionaire Howard Hughes saving his urine in jars, all lined up on shelves and sorted by date. Too much information.
intelligence toilet
I prefer not to crap on things with intelligence.
I have borrowed the services of our color printer and mac now has a "less good than store bought, but better than nothing" 2009 Pokemon calendar.
I am looking at Las Vegas real estate and am tempted to draw up plans for a 5-10 family cooperation to buy one for vacations and rental.
I prefer not to crap on things with intelligence.
One of the many ways in which you are not Chuck Berry.
Was it Chuck Berry who installed a secret camera in his toilet so he could get videos of his guests' defecations?
And why does Firefox accept 'defecation' as being spelled correctly, but not the plural?
Was it Chuck Berry who installed a secret camera in his toilet so he could get videos of his guests' defecations?
I don't know about the camera, but he was the anti-Terence Howard.
See, this is part of why Cadillac Records was unstatisfying -- hardly any Chuck Berry, and NOTHING about poo.
I don't know about the camera
I think it was him. He edited all the clips together to get one long continuous poopy-time.
ION: Worst Trends Of 2008 (SLIDESHOW)
As promised, here is a highly subjective, totally biased walk down memory lane for the naughtiest fashion and fads of 2008!
I like boyfriend jeans. and is that Kimora in the opulance pic? I hates me some Kimora.
I don't mind boyfriend jeans, pin-up looks, OR super-preppiness!
