So wait, are you supposed to say, "have a sucky fake holiday that isn't even real, bitches"? "Have a happy completely random day off in the middle of the week for no reason at all that I am prepared to acknowledge." Would that make you less of a hypocrite? Or just more of an asshole?

Ooh, or maybe it's supposed to be some mystical thing where it should burn your mouth to say the very word. That would be kinda neat.

Maybe when you're done laughing, you could point out that Christmas is not in fact the largest Christian Holiday of the year. In case she forgot, you know, about that cross thing.

I have played the game of non-offensiveness for a long time, but the fact that atheist pretend to celebrate a religious holiday just gets under my skin.

Oh for the love of Chthulu.

I have played the game of non-offensiveness for a long time, but the fact that atheist pretend to celebrate a religious holiday just gets under my skin.

I have played the game of ignore-the-stupid for a long time, but the fact that a stupid person just said something incredibly stupid just gets under my skin.

p.s. Hail Satan!

Your reaction is my reaction. I responded to her as graciously as I could in between my giggles. It's so ridiculous!

p.s. Hail Satan!

Oh sure, where's your vaunted atheism now? I call hypocrite!

Oh sure, where's your vaunted atheism now? I call hypocrite!

It'd be hypocritical to profess to love and/or follow Jesus, but Satan says it's OK to invoke him for deceptive purposes.

Make your own butter: [link]

Happy Birthday, Jesse and Theodosia!

thoughts?

It's not pink. Still nice though.

I will be at Megan's. If I make it off the sofa, I will be bringing brownies and possibly truffles with me.

If not, TJ's cookies FTW!

Okay, I know I always think "FTW" is Fut the Whuck but it isn't really, right? What does it mean again?