Why does Emmett need a tux?

He doesn't need one, but he loves to dress up. He loved the tux he got for our wedding, wore it to pieces, and has recently been falling in love with the entire James Bond mythos. He longs for the brooding and elegance and adventure and attitude, and so he wants a tux. And, based on past Emmett experience, I have no doubt that once he gets it he will find, or make, a reason to wear it.

(My dad has an anti-Catholic bias that affected me as well.)

The whole concept of this still amazes me, from a Jewish standpoint, I guess. You're all Jesus people! It's the same thing! I mean, I understand there are differences in what you all believe about Jesus and how you worship, but still! With the Jesus! And the Easter! And the boogedy boogedy back from the dead nyah nyah Romans! You have so much in common! Like ham!

FCM:

The Ghost of Christmas Past
The Ghost of Christmas Present
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

FCM:

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The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

There's a joke in here somewhere....

Oh! And if Megan is about, I need to know how to say, "I have a terrible crush on you. You're ridiculously sexy. You should move to the US and work at Caltech so I can do filthy things to you. I mean, not to be creepy or anything" in French.

Mike Rowe was on Sesame Street this morning!

Did he get dirty?

You have so much in common!

Wouldn't you think? I've finally (I think) got the difference between Sunni and Shia set in my head, and there's a part of me that's all, "Okay, I can understand that... and it makes a difference now HOW?" And then I remember the violent conflict between people who think the bread becomes God and the people who think the bread becomes a very important symbol of God, and I go, "Oh right. Never mind then."

(Although we all mostly get along, bread or no bread.)

My dad's biggest gripe with Catholics is that "they believe things that aren't in the Bible."

My dad was upset when my older brother had a Catholic girlfriend named Mary when he was in college. He got mad at my mom who supposedly encouraged the relationship.

Of course, since then, my sister came out as a lesbian, my younger brother has been divorced twice, and I've yet to bring a girlfriend home to meet my parents, so possibly my dad might think a Catholic SO might not be so bad....

You have so much in common!

That may be part of the problem. My mom also had an anti-Catholic bias, and I think that stemmed from her time as a Methodist missionary. She was competing with the Catholics for the same souls.

I think that stemmed from her time as a Methodist missionary. She was competing with the Catholics for the same souls.

Now I'm picturing a rumble between Catholic and Methodist missionary gangs. "This is our turf, Papists!"