Oh, here's the foundation closing I heard about last night

Wow.

I did some poking around on the interwebs with some different options and think you may want "Capitulez!" although I'm not sure that would be used alone in command form or with a person.

I don't know enough to know if that's the word that would be used, but grammatically, that's correct for a command to a group of people.

Oh, it's definitely correct grammatically, it just doesn't sound right to me as something you might shout at someone.

But, you know, I rarely hear people telling other people to surrender.

Well, one does keep learning. Apparently David Boreanaz was trapped in a barn by a rooster and that's what's lead to his fear of roosters specifically and birds in general.

Thank you Graham Norton, font of further learning.

Ouch.

Now he's doing a (kick ass) Simon Cowell impersonation.

Oh, it's definitely correct grammatically, it just doesn't sound right to me as something you might shout at someone.

OK, reminder to self: look at who posted something before replying to it. t /feeling dumb

My mom wants to go out for Greek food on the first night of Chanukah. She got annoyed when she suggested that and my dad and I burst out laughing. (We agreed to it, though I still say it's Wrong.)

I did not know Dardevil was such an asshole: [link]

He's always been a bit self-righteous, but that's a bit much.

My upstairs neighbors are having a party. I need a house.

So I was talking to the guy riding in the elevator of my bldg. with me. I commented on the pizza he picked up at the corner pizza place. He said, "It's much too cold out to cook."

First of all, it's not that cold out.

Second, that makes no sense. Was it a parable, or a very subtle joke?

Huh, well I have certainly said it was too hot to cook a number of times. But any excuse for pizza works for me.