I installed the anti-drunk emailing app, to see what would happen. I forgot about it until I was emailing a friend last Saturday night and suddenly i had 60 seconds to answer six math questions! It was stressful.

I didn't know that existed - awesome! I think I have to install that for fun. Heh, Sail. I've gotten a few friends in on it... I don't think my workplace people have the right sensibility for it, sadly. Sadly on many levels.

You'd think the B'more Ravens' would have raven ornaments, but nsm near as I can tell.

I'm crankalicious.

Here's a pretty clip-on Raven ornament:

[link]

It's out of stock, but doesn't every tree need a Jolly Roger: [link]

Or a crescent wrench? [link]

Or a cheesebuerger: [link]

howdy all. am not feeling great.

I feel I have been under-utilizing my helper who comes over twice a week for a couple hours each time, so tonight the goal was 2 loads of laundry and straight the whole place for the cleaner tomorrow. We basically got it all done. YAY!

Anyone interested in foam letters and numbers for a child's bath playtime? or squeezy cartoony dinosaurs (water squirts out their mouths)?

I tell you what, if there's one thing this board has taught me - if you think of it, it probably exists. And someone will find a link to it PDQ. This includes x-rated My Little Pony fic, unfortunately, but I suppose that's the yin and yang of it.

(ETA: the raven ornament made me think of that, not the squeezy letter and dinosaur bath toys)

I installed the anti-drunk emailing app, to see what would happen

Do not ever suggest this to one of the board stompies.

As if. Who would want to stand in the way of the tipsy posting?

Sue, I did exactly the same thing - set that app up and then forgot about it until it hit me. Oops.

I have a friend who, for years has been looking for an ornament that's a Santa on a Zamboni...

I really should not go into ornament stores or websites. It's only because it wouldn't probably get here until after i've left for the holiday that I'm not buying a manatee ornament: [link]

It's hilarious (to me) that I often start to use @@ and then realize that I have yet to indoctrinate the person to whom I am writing.

I try to just use it, and wait for someone to ask. They usually don't, but I don't know if that means they get it or they think I slipped on the keyboard.

About Sunny at the nail place, it is not always 100% what she is saying or what she is getting at, but I'm pretty sure she was saying people of other races (black, asian) were having more kids, and white people needed to get on it. She is Korean, and was talking to me and the engaged Latina woman next to me. Yeah, I don't know.

Aw, the manatee is cute.

I'm eating a Jazz apple. It's delicious, and it's called a Jazz apple, which I have to say in my head like I say jazz hands. Sorry, folks, I seem to be FULL of random tonight and unable to keep it to myself.