Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Dec 10, 2008 4:06:20 pm PST #5355 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”

Not so much sympathy as commiseration. I've been there-- Max, my cat who predated my husband, made it to nineteen and that last year was rough, watching him slow down.


sarameg - Dec 10, 2008 4:15:51 pm PST #5356 of 10002

Aaaand now? He's trying to hump me. Some things never fail to reassure, no matter how ridic.


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2008 4:19:19 pm PST #5357 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fred Segal has free wine. I haven't been there in a while, since my over-priced gym has a salon and spa. But they only give free tea and bottled water.

Because of a sedated procedure I'm having tomorrow I am not to eat or drink, including water, after midnight tonight. Tomorrow morning is going to suck, the moreso because I have an extremely twitchy stomach right now and am having problems eating without pain.


tommyrot - Dec 10, 2008 4:26:23 pm PST #5358 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We can all rest easier now: Missing inflatable breasts mystery -- solved!

The 130,000 missing inflatable breasts that went astray between China (where they were manufactured) and Australia (where they were to be included as a give-away in a dumb lad's magazine) have been found: they were on the wrong boat and ended up in a box in Melbourne.


tommyrot - Dec 10, 2008 4:33:14 pm PST #5359 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is simultaneously very cute and in very bad taste: Soft 9/11 sculpture by Jenny Ryan


Jesse - Dec 10, 2008 4:35:23 pm PST #5360 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Uck, ita. Good luck with the procedure!

I've wrapped my gifts for the Disadvantaged Child, and threw in some scented candles for the mother. I have to drop them off tomorrow after work. Meanwhile, one of our work gifts hasn't arrived yet, and that deadline is rapidly approaching as well! Yikes.


tommyrot - Dec 10, 2008 4:40:19 pm PST #5361 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, good luck, ita. Hope the results are worth the trouble....


Jessica - Dec 10, 2008 4:47:00 pm PST #5362 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There's a chain in NYC (Diva something?) that will give you cosmos with your mani/pedi. Not quite a bar, but still nice.

For mani protection, I like the places with the UV quick dryers.


Jesse - Dec 10, 2008 4:47:48 pm PST #5363 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dashing Diva.


Jessica - Dec 10, 2008 4:51:55 pm PST #5364 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That's the one.