Does corruption make you stupid or does stupidity make you corrupt?
I like specific marketing. My inbox this morning had something from Lands End that read: "Wisconsin, the snow's piling up! Save 30% on outterwear today only--FREE SHIPPING." That's the kind of thing I want. Useful and specific.
They're going to get an order from me.
And I'm from New Orleans. We know stupid criminals. Like this guy:
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Go through the agenda, make decisions, and leave them a summary of what you decided. Then give yourself a bonus for being so efficient.
Heh. It wasn't my agenda, but it was a successful meeting nonetheless. And ended on time!
Oh in Boston recently we had State Senator Diane Wilkerson, who refused to resign her seat after the FBI had her on videotape accepting a cash bribe and
stuffing it into her bra.
I'm not making that up. On tape, and the state Senate had to schedule a vote to kick her out before she'd resign.
Doesn't Illinois already have a Governor in prison?
The governor before this one is doing time in a federal prison up in Wisconsin (IIRC) for pressuring his employees in the DMVs to cough up campaign funds for his gubernatorial race. They ended up selling licenses to get said funds, which eventually led to six children of a minister being killed in a car accident.
the FBI had her on videotape accepting a cash bribe and stuffing it into her bra.
Florida politicians are just too boring.
If I were going to run for Governor of Illinois, I'd grow a twirly mustache, and put on a stove-pipe hat and a cape. I'd be a shoo-in.
They ended up selling licenses to get said funds, which eventually led to six children of a minister being killed in a car accident.
Trucking
licenses, which explains why the wreck was so bad.
Blagojevich will (most likely) be the fourth governor since the seventies to do time.