Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.

'Safe'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Dec 07, 2008 9:41:10 am PST #4741 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Damn, Erin. That's really scary. And reinforces my policy of shutting a propped-open front door to my building if there's no one standing there.

So, I accidently find myself serving as Santa for a Disadvantaged Child (I asked for more info about the expectations, and got a kid's wish list). The list was "bettyboo pocketbook, scotter, hand bracelets." I assume she wants a Betty Boop pocketbook, which I can't find in a store, a scooter, and bracelets, right? So I just got a scooter (off-brand, so $25 instead of $35, and it was the last one on the shelf, because I guess that's how we roll in Queens -- there were stacks of Razor scooters), and some stretchy beaded bracelets. That'll do, right? I am paranoid about not doing enough or something. There is a Betty Boop purse on Amazon, which I might have time to get, so what do you all think?


Strix - Dec 07, 2008 9:45:27 am PST #4742 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sounds about right, Jesse. Although I am surprised youngsters would know about Betty Boop.

Did she make a comeback?


Jesse - Dec 07, 2008 9:49:46 am PST #4743 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I don't know. The kid's 9, so I figured if she wanted it, they'd have it at target, but everything was High School Musical and Hannah Montana, with a touch of Hello Kitty. I figure a kid who's into Betty Boop would be Not Into those other things.


msbelle - Dec 07, 2008 10:20:57 am PST #4744 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I think you can skip the pocketbook. A scooter is a kickass gift and the bracelets are gravy.


Jesse - Dec 07, 2008 10:24:25 am PST #4745 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, that's what I thought, thanks. I think I'm usually cheap on presents for people I know, but it's because I'm no one's primary gift giver, if that makes sense. I started feeling bad about this little girl only getting this stuff from me!

Of course, I also started stressing out about whether I should also get a helmet....

This is why I'm not a good gift-giver!


billytea - Dec 07, 2008 10:56:24 am PST #4746 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hey, question for those who know more about these things than I do: Hilary Duff's new song, Reach Out, the one with the "Oh, just in case I neglected to mention it before: boobies!" video clip, is she ripping off Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus?


Barb - Dec 07, 2008 11:08:31 am PST #4747 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”

There's talk that she is, billy. I haven't heard the song, but I've seen a couple of articles talking about it.


tommyrot - Dec 07, 2008 11:11:18 am PST #4748 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Well, it samples heavily from Personal Jesus. I'd guess that she's paying royalties to Depeche Mode for the samples, but I don't know how such contracts work.

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tommyrot - Dec 07, 2008 11:19:10 am PST #4749 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, after listening to Reach Out and Personal Jesus again, I'm not sure if it's actual sampling - I think I'd need to spend some time with some headphones to be sure. But if it's not sampling, it's still basically the same song with mostly different lyrics.


Sophia Brooks - Dec 07, 2008 11:35:24 am PST #4750 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I just listened and:

1. Is she saying "reach out and touch ME"?

2. She has some nice costumes, but isn't she, like, 12

3. That is somehow the identical song underneath, with a different verse and a completely different meaning. It is weird.